The Best 47 Folk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Folk jokes. There are some folk chorus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these folk metallica puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Folk Jokes and Puns

Folks in my hometown are so judgmental!

I(40) tried to take my wife(19) out for a nice dinner and everyone kept staring and calling me a paedophile! It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary!

A man and his boss are playing golf...

one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. "You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days" he says as they resume their game.
"Well, I thought it was only right." Replies the man. "After all, we'd been married for ten years."

Irish cream

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, So they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but no matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull. The people were very upset and decided to go to The Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. " The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this Before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland . "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland "

Folk joke, Irish cream

Musician Jokes

Q: how do you get a guitarist off your porch?
A: pay for the pizza
Q: how many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 6. One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was.
Q:what did the drummer get on his I.Q test?
A: saliva.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a bulb?

Three

One to change the bulb, and two to sing about how good the old one was.


What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy?

A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!

Folk joke, What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy?

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

White folk hate math.

Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate.

A famous armorer was called to court...

…to demonstrate his new plate design. He set it on a stand in the middle of a grand gallery. The king called in his executioner, a dour and muscular man who prided himself in his ability to slice folk exactly in half, to strike the suit. With a sonorous clang! the executioner's heavy sword bounced off of the chest piece. Frustrated, he pointed an accusatory finger at the armorer and cried This is why we can't halve nice things!

But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?

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Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

What do you call introverted hobbits?

Shyer folk

In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled "we will overcome"

At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called "we will over-comb"

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

I think my Pokemon Go is broken,

I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk

Folk joke, I think my Pokemon Go is broken,

Tom Parry on Folk Wisdom

Red sky at night, shepherd's 
delight. Blue sky at night, day.

Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so...

I started doing it back to them...at funerals. πŸ˜‰

My son saw a group of elderly folk at the senior home all reading bibles.

He asked the senior home director, "why are they all reading the bible?" He replied: "Cramming for their final exam."


There's only one type of person...

Honest folk and liars.

A vampire walks into a bar..

He approaches the barman. The barman asks, "what will it be?" The vampire asks for a mug of hot water. The barman confused asks "don't you folk drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea"

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a folk guitarist?

A rock guitarist can play all night without tuning and folk guitarist can tune all night without playing.

What you call a rednecks old folk

Incestors

Folks with the last name Takei out there: you did us a solid, now it's our turn. When you need to tell people your full name, you can use the word Gay instead

God isn't that different from us regular folk

He's not interested if you're not on your knees.

How do the folks at the Genius Bar drink their beer?

Out of Einsteins

I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.

I'll call it Leper-Con.

Half price admission for the wee folk.

In germany after the succes of Uber and Ubereats a new app is rising under elderly folk for finding people to help in your household

They're calling it Ubermensch

What do the folks living on the Big Island call Kilauea?

A giant ash-hole.

Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music?

No one really knows, they're just really Inuit.

What does a groupie of an Australian folk music group say when she tries to get with a band member?

Didgeridoo me

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

(As a member of both groups I now hate myself for telling this joke).

TIL that while little is known about the Tiananmen Square "Tank Man," many eyewitnesses claim that he was actually run over shortly after the famous footage was taken. Indeed, the Mandarin nickname for this folk hero is "The Lobster"...

...because he was a crushed Asian.

What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?

A hootenanny.

As a result of deforestation, many species lost their natural habitat

Including Folk music bands.

The rich folk have a canopy over their bed.

I had a can of pee under my bed.

I recently went to a folk festival...

I was the only one who brought my folks.

Old folks home

Three old fellas are seated on the front porch of their old folks home. The first one says " I like this place but the only problem I have is I can't pee first thing in the morning. " The second guy says I like our place too It's really really nice but I can't poop first thing in the morning. " The third guy says about 6:00 every morning I pee like a racehorse. And then about 8:00 in the morning I crap so good it would amaze you. Only problem I have is I don't wake up till 9:00.

Ok folks, all you automobile experts, I need your advice. I'm ready to buy a brand new top model fast car, budgeting around a million. Can you please suggest..............

..............Where can I get the money from?

Why did the folk start dancing?

Because some gangsta was dissing his flygirl.

So a young black boy walks in to the kitchen where his mother is baking, puts his hands in the flower covers himself in it and tells his mother "look I'm a white boy!"

His mother slaps him and tells him to show his father.
He goes to his father and says "look dad I'm a white boy! " His father slaps him and tells him to show his grandmother.
He shows his grandmother and says "Look I'm a white boy! " She slaps him and sends him back to his mother.

Mother asks what he learned, he says

"Nothing but I sure do hate you black folk"

I once went to climb Mount Everest...

... came across a local village farmer who said he had a rooster that could lay eggs.

I said, How is that possible?

He said, Himalayan Rooster

P.S I told that joke to a farm girl today and to all the other ag folk who clapped it made my day. Even if there's only two of you with enough cell service to have read it and laughed.

An American spy comes into a Soviet bar

And orders a drink.

"No drink for US spies" said the barkeep.

The spy goes pale. He pulls out a bottle of Vodka and drains it in one big gulp.

"You drink like Russian, but you are American spy"

The spy pulls out his accordeon and plays a wonderful Russian folk song, everyone in the bar tearing up, including the barkeep.

"You sing like Russian", he said under tears, "but you are American spy"

He starts dancing the Kozachok, worthy of the Bolshoy dancers.

"You dance like Russian, but you are American spy"

"Ok, you got me. But how do you know?"

"There are no black Russians"

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Stupid Northern hemisphere folk..

What do folks in Kentucky do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Mortal Kombat

Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song?
Well it's technically a Finnish hymn

Homecomeback

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the folk pidgin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working folk people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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