Foliage Jokes
4 foliage jokes and hilarious foliage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foliage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring the laughter this fall with foliage jokes! Roar at jokes about leaves, allotments, and all things autumnal. Find out which of these autumnal jokes with tickle your funny bone!
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The Funniest Foliage Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good foliage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?
Symmetree.
Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back.
What a releaf!
Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?
In the foliage.
Disrespectful parrot.
A little girl is playing around her sleeping dad, when she notices that her dad is n**... from the waist down under the blanket. Curious, she wakes up her dad and point to his junk and asks him what is it? Her dad embarrassed tries to explain keeping her innocence,
"sweetheart, this is a parrot, the one's in the bottom are its eggs and the foliage surrounding it is its nest". Saying that he sends her away and goes back to sleep.
A few hours later the girls mom comes home and is shocked to find EMT's taking her husband in an ambulance. While the little girl sits terrified and crying. The mom runs to her and asks what happened?
"Mommy, i got bored and decided to play with the parrot, but after a few minutes of playing the parrot spit on me and i got angry. So i cut the parrots neck, smashed its eggs with a wrench and burned its nest".
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