Folds Jokes
26 folds jokes and hilarious folds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about folds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Folds Short Jokes
Short folds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The folds humour may include short folding jokes also.
- Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
Me: They prefer to be called executioners. - Ego and superego walk into a bar Bartender folds his arms and says I'm gonna need to see some id
- I could see she was about to fold when I put my chips on the table… "Move them," my wife said, "I'm doing laundry."
- Last night my wife and I argued for hours as to whose turn it was to do the laundry. This went on but eventually I folded.
- Why is it called a prion? Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.
- How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.
- I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
- Got anything smaller? I was at the store today and handed the clerk a $20 bill.
He handed it back and asked if I had anything smaller.
So I folded the $20 bill in half and handed it back to him. - What's the fastest way to double your money? Fold it in half
^^....I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out - TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because not all gyros wear crepes
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Folds One Liners
Which folds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with folds? I can suggest the ones about folded and folding laundry.
- My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.
- Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing.
- The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
- Tried to start an origami company... It folded.
- Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold.
- Why do accordion players make terrible spies? They always fold under pressure.
- A local pizza chain just folded The new restaurants serve only calzones now.
- I used to run an origami company…. But it folded.
- I loved my job at the blanket company until it folded
- Why was the origami master terrible at poker? He always folded.
- Just impulse bought a blind fold... Cant see myself wearing it...
- Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?
- Did you hear about the origami shop that closed down? Yeah. I heard it folded.
- I used to work for an origami company Until it folded
- The paper shop at the end of my road.... ....has folded.
Cheerful Fun Folds Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about folds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paper folding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make folds pranks.
Four gents are on the golf course...
... on the second tee box. As gent number one steps up to the tee, a f**... procession drives by. Seeing the procession, he stops what he is doing, folds his hand, and bows his head out of respect. After the procession finishes, the other gents observe that, although it was a nice gesture, it was a little excessive to stop play like that. Gent number one replies "It was the least i could do ... I was married to her for 45 years!"
A young tourist sees an old Jewish person praying in Western Wall
They approach him and ask "how long have you been praying here?"
the old man folds his Talit and answer "every day since my Bar Mitzvah so about 40 years".
"so what do you pray for?" they asked.
"for solidarity between jews around the world" he continues " for peace between muslims and jews, love and empathy between Israel and Palestine"
" and how do you feel about praying for these things for half a century?"
"like arguing with a wall" he replies.
"Let us gradually stand and recognize our newest member of Overeaters Anonymous...
...and welcome him into the folds."
A man dies, standing before death. Death tells him that if he can beat him at a game, he can have his life back. The man thinks for a moment, asks for a slip of paper and a pen. He writes on the paper, folds it, and hands it back to death.
"The Game"
Another jewish gag
An elderly Jewish man is knocked down by a car and falls onto the pavement and lays there groaning in agony. A young man rushes up to help. He takes off his coat, folds it up into a pillow and as he gently places it under the old mans head he asks "Are you comfortable ?
The old man looks up into the guys kind eyes and says "Eh...I make a living"
Poker is like s**...
Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds
My wife stopped during s**... and asked why I was flapping her folds of belly skin together.
I said, "I'm roll playing"
Which piano player is the most predictable poker player?
Ben Folds
My wife said, "I know I asked to try something different tonight, but why are you flapping my folds of belly flab together?"
"I'm roll playing".
