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Folding Jokes

52 folding jokes and hilarious folding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about folding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Folding isn't just a chore around the household. Discover how folding can be made fun with jokes, such as puns and other comedic setups, while folding the dishes, laundry, a chair, or even a fitted sheet. Learn to use folding to your comedic advantage, with this hilarious article about folding with paper, pails, cartons, and even seater folding.

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Funniest Folding Short Jokes

Short folding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The folding humour may include short folds jokes also.

  1. Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
    Me: They prefer to be called executioners.
  2. Ego and superego walk into a bar Bartender folds his arms and says I'm gonna need to see some id
  3. I could see she was about to fold when I put my chips on the table… "Move them," my wife said, "I'm doing laundry."
  4. Last night my wife and I argued for hours as to whose turn it was to do the laundry. This went on but eventually I folded.
  5. Why is it called a prion? Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.
  6. How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.
  7. I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
  8. Got anything smaller? I was at the store today and handed the clerk a $20 bill.
    He handed it back and asked if I had anything smaller.
    So I folded the $20 bill in half and handed it back to him.
  9. What's the fastest way to double your money? Fold it in half
    ^^....I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out
  10. TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because not all gyros wear crepes

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Folding One Liners

Which folding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with folding? I can suggest the ones about origami and bending.

  1. My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.
  2. Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing.
  3. The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
  4. Tried to start an origami company... It folded.
  5. Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold.
  6. Why do accordion players make terrible spies? They always fold under pressure.
  7. A local pizza chain just folded The new restaurants serve only calzones now.
  8. I used to run an origami company…. But it folded.
  9. I loved my job at the blanket company until it folded
  10. Why was the origami master terrible at poker? He always folded.
  11. Just impulse bought a blind fold... Cant see myself wearing it...
  12. Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?
  13. Did you hear about the origami shop that closed down? Yeah. I heard it folded.
  14. I used to work for an origami company Until it folded
  15. The paper shop at the end of my road.... ....has folded.

Paper Folding Jokes

Here is a list of funny paper folding jokes and even better paper folding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to work at a paper company. But it folded.
  • The price of paper is getting so high! At this rate my origami business is going to fold
  • Paper is getting so expensive these days With costs like these I'm certain my origami business is gonna fold
  • What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute? Whoreigami
  • Used to work at a paper factory... Until it folded.
  • What do you call an old lady folding paper? Ori-Grammi
  • Why is paper bad at poker? Because no matter what it always folds.
  • Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
  • Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They have obviously never seen me wiping my a**... when there is only one sheet of toilet paper left.
  • I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too t**...

Folding Laundry Jokes

Here is a list of funny folding laundry jokes and even better folding laundry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • did my laundry, and at the bottom of my basket were a couple of crumpled $1s As I smoothed them out for folding, my wife looked over at me, so I said "laundered money"
    True story
  • Came to me while folding laundry (bad nerd pun incoming). What was the name of the first Protozoa to circumnavigate the globe?
    Flagellan
  • I prefer having poker players do my laundry They know when to fold
  • One from my metal tech teacher years ago - That weld is going to fold.... Like Superman on Laundry Day!
  • I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!
  • Baby give me your big hot load, of laundry...from the dryer. Ill fold it for you.
  • What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly.
  • My wife challenged me to a game of s**... poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry. So I folded.
  • Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist... ...then I remember what I look like n**... and keep folding.
Folding joke, Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist...

Folding Chair Jokes

Here is a list of funny folding chair jokes and even better folding chair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many shop stewards does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to sit on folding chairs and watch. You got a problem with that?
  • Why did the chair s**... at poker? It was a folding chair.
Folding joke, Why did the chair s**... at poker?

The Funniest Folding Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about folding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrapping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make folding pranks.

Johnny

A teacher stood up in class, folding her arms. "Stand up if you think you're s**...!" She yelled. Nobody did. "I said stand up!" She repeated. Eventually, Johnny stood up. "So, Johnny! You think you're s**...?"
"No, Miss." Johnny replied quietly. "I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Driving Home Drunk

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

I Went To The Patent Office.

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

My visit to the patent office

I went into a patent office and told the clerk how I had an idea for a folding bottle, it's called a fottle.
She said that it was ridiculous, so I told her about my idea for a folding carton, it's called a farton.
She said that too is a dumb idea. I said well then I am not even going to tell you about my idea for a folding bucket!

Soviet Factory

One compatriot who works in a factory suddenly decides to get a folding ladder, climbs to the top, and hangs upside down holding himself with his legs.
The factory officer notices, comes over to him, and says "what are you doing?"
He responds "I'm a light bulb".
The factory officer reponds "Uhh, clearly you are too tired, go home and rest!"
The worker climbs down and leaves for home.
A few seconds later, another worker stumbles towards the exit.
The officer says "Where are you going?"
and he responds "I can't work in the dark"

A couple goes to therapy

A couple goes to therapy to discuss their issues.
The therapist asks. So, why are we here today?
The husband quickly try to explain.
So what happened was, that I was cleaning up in the kitchen, while putting something away I spilled a bunch of dried herbs all over the place. My wife then yells for help with folding the sheets in the bedroom and I simply replied.
"I can't right now, I have too much thyme on my hands"

What do you call the art of folding cookies?

Oreo-gami

Teamster jokes

Why is there a horse on the Teamster logo?
It's the only animal that sleeps standing up.
What do Teamster's kide do at the playground do?
Sit on folding chairs and watch other kids play.
What do you call a Teamster in a 3 piece suit?
Defendant
Two teamsters are standing around. Suddenly on of them crushes a snail under is his boot.
The other one asks "why did you do that"?
"that son of a b**... has been following me around all day"

My gambling addiction must be getting out of hand because I've just lost my wife in a game of poker...

She said "How could you do such a thing, losing your wife in a s**... card game!?"
I replied, "Sorry honey, it was very hard for me at the time."
She said, "What do you mean?"
I replied, "Well, it wasn't easy, folding when I had four aces."

Why can't origami masters play poker?

Because they keep folding

Folding joke, How many shop stewards does it take to change a lightbulb?