Folded Jokes
64 folded jokes and hilarious folded puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about folded that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores how jokes can be "folded like a paper," cut neatly, and still make people laugh. Through creative approaches to joke-telling, discover how to craft funny stories that keep your audience entertained. Find out how to make the most of folded jokes and how to use them in different ways.
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Funniest Folded Short Jokes
Short folded jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The folded humour may include short folding jokes also.
- Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
Me: They prefer to be called executioners. - Ego and superego walk into a bar Bartender folds his arms and says I'm gonna need to see some id
- I could see she was about to fold when I put my chips on the table… "Move them," my wife said, "I'm doing laundry."
- Last night my wife and I argued for hours as to whose turn it was to do the laundry. This went on but eventually I folded.
- Why is it called a prion? Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.
- How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.
- I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
- Got anything smaller? I was at the store today and handed the clerk a $20 bill.
He handed it back and asked if I had anything smaller.
So I folded the $20 bill in half and handed it back to him. - What's the fastest way to double your money? Fold it in half
^^....I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out - TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because not all gyros wear crepes
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Folded One Liners
Which folded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with folded? I can suggest the ones about folds and paper folding.
- My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.
- Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing.
- The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
- Tried to start an origami company... It folded.
- Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold.
- Why do accordion players make terrible spies? They always fold under pressure.
- A local pizza chain just folded The new restaurants serve only calzones now.
- I used to run an origami company…. But it folded.
- I loved my job at the blanket company until it folded
- Why was the origami master terrible at poker? He always folded.
- Just impulse bought a blind fold... Cant see myself wearing it...
- Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?
- Did you hear about the origami shop that closed down? Yeah. I heard it folded.
- I used to work for an origami company Until it folded
- The paper shop at the end of my road.... ....has folded.
Folded Like A Jokes
Here is a list of funny folded like a jokes and even better folded like a puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Origami is like Poker... You gotta know when to fold
- I like my women like i like my calzone Folded over and stuffed with meat.
- Paper is getting so expensive these days With costs like these I'm certain my origami business is gonna fold
- An interviewer asked how I do under pressure. I told him I'm like a rock: given enough time and pressure, I fold.
- One from my metal tech teacher years ago - That weld is going to fold.... Like Superman on Laundry Day!
- I like my pizza how I like my women Greasy, folded in half
- I have a feeling my wife would have liked Jesus. Rose from the dead and first thing he did was to fold his bedclothes.
- You're playing poker like a Buddhist... ...you're working on the eight fold path
- I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!
- Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist... ...then I remember what I look like n**... and keep folding.
Comical Folded Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about folded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean folding laundry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make folded pranks.
Drunk...
A drunk lurches out of a pub at lunchtime.
After getting his alcohol-induced double vision together, he notices a car parked by the kerb with its bonnet up and a man leaning against the car with his arms folded and looking very grumpy.
He staggers over and manages to slur, "What's the matter, mate?"
The grumpy guy scowls at the drunk and says, "Argh - piston broke!"
"Yeah - so am I!" replies the drunk and lurches off...
What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?
Whoreigami
A Scottish Soldier marches into a pharmacy
A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton
bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also
unfolds to reveal a c**....
The c**... has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the c**... into the silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the
proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
"The regiment has taken a vote," he says. "We'll have a new one."
I am a single male and I folded a fitted sheet at the laundromat today AMA!
Paper, Rock, and Scissors were sitting at a table playing Poker
They are playing a hand and Rock goes all in, Scissors places $50, and paper snapped in a half and dies.
Scissors asks, "What happened?".
Rocks replies, "I think he folded".
A grave digger...
A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.
The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.
The grave digger hits the coffin.
The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.
The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"
Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."
My balloon business folded this week
Just couldn't cope with the rate of inflation
I was in class today and asked a friend if I could have a bite of her cookie...
She took the napkin it was on, folded it over to gather all the crumbs, counted out 8 crumbs, handed them over and said,
"no, but you can have 8 bits."
Used to work at a paper factory...
Until it folded.
My origami classes were canceled.
Apparently the school folded.
I challenged an origami expert to a game of poker.
He folded.
A man from East Kent
There once was a man from East Kent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save her some trouble,
he folded it double.
And instead of coming, he went.
I used to work at a paper company.
But it folded.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
Why was the origami master so bad at poker?
Because they folded every hand.
Mum has always said the linen looks much tidier if towels are folded in half before being curled up..
..I guess that's just how she rolls.
I had an origami business.
It folded.
In class, my statistics teacher said, "The lottery is a tax on fools who can't do math."
I shrugged and said, "h**..., anybody can win the lottery."
My statistics teacher smirked, folded his arms and asked, "Do you even know the chances of a person winning the lottery?"
I said, "Yep. 100%. A person always wins."
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
My wife challenged me to a game of s**... poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
A man entering a s**... club was shot in the chest today, but thankfully his front shirt pocket had a bunch of neatly folded one dollar bills..
Some say it was his life savings
Japanese banks
The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.
Therapist: Have you gotten over your f**... of being starched, pressed, and folded?
Me: We're still ironing out the kinks
I'm not having much luck with jobs lately.
I wasn't suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn't cut it as a barber.
I didn't have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn't a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded. Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn't see any future as a historian.
