The Best 44 Fold Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Fold jokes. There are some fold unfold jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fold flop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Fold Jokes and Puns
Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?
Because he will always fold.
What is the difference between one night stand, long relationship and marriage?
in one night stand you tear off the panties
in long relationship you gently remove the panties
in marriage you wash and dry the panties. then fold them and put them in the clothes cupboard.
The advantages of simple origami...
are two fold
Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?
Every time I do it, I try my best but I still suck at it. When I was young my parents explained it to me in very simple terms. Over the years, many girls have showed me how to do it. I'm ashamed to say I've tried to learn from online videos.
And yet I still can't fold fitted sheets.
I wish my laundry was more like protein...
so it would fold itself!
I'm going to write a book about poker and making omelettes...
I'm going to call it "Knowing the Right Time to Fold"
Why are proteins so bad at poker?
They always fold.
How do you join the Origami Yakuza?
Convince someone to bring you into the fold.
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer...
...and women.
A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well...
and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish."
"I want a dragon."
"Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?"
"I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet."
"...what color dragon do you want?"
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The popularity of origami has increased
ten fold.
What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind?
One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
You're playing poker like a Buddhist...
...you're working on the eight fold path
Why do origami artists make terrible poker players?
They always fold.
Just impulse bought a blind fold...
Cant see myself wearing it...
Origami is like Poker...
You gotta know when to fold
Why do risky people suck at origami?
Because they never fold
I prefer having poker players do my laundry
They know when to fold
An interviewer asked how I do under pressure.
I told him I'm like a rock: given enough time and pressure, I fold.
I could see she was about to fold when I put my chips on the table…
"Move them," my wife said, "I'm doing laundry."
A man bought a new shirt.
He washed it as soon as he got home. Before putting it away, he said:
"Welcome to the fold."
Why is the French flag white in the middle?
So that you can fold the red and blue to surrender.
TIL about the French flag.
TIL the French flag was designed so that if you fold back the red and the blue it becomes a surrender flag.
Never try to sue an origami
This action will eventually fold back on you
Paper is getting so expensive these days
With costs like these I'm certain my origami business is gonna fold
I have a feeling my wife would have liked Jesus.
Rose from the dead and first thing he did was to fold his bedclothes.
"Hey, can you fold shirts?"
"No, but I can sweat pants."
The price of paper is getting so high!
At this rate my origami business is going to fold
Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist...
...then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding.
What's the fastest way to double your money?
Fold it in half
^^....I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out
A Guy Gets Home From Playing Poker....
...and says to his wife, "Pack your bags. I just lost you to Frank in a Poker game."
She indignantly exclaims, "How could you do such a thing?"
"It wasn't easy," he replied. "I had to fold a full house."
A black man kept winning all the poker games at his local casino in Montana... Everyone would always fold when...
...he played the race card!
A nice Christian joke
A man asks his wife to make him coffee, she refuses and states that he should instead make her coffee. He asks her why he should make her coffee and she says it's because the Bible says so. He states that if she can proove that the Bible says so he will fold and make her a cup of coffee. So she takes out a Bible, opens the Bible, points and says... Hebrew
I used to have an origami business...
...but I had to fold it. Y'see, it was too heavily affected by cuts. Plus, there was just too much paperwork.
One thing we can say about Kenny Rogers.
He certainly knew when to fold ‘em.
Apparently you could fold the new IPhone now
Granted, you cant use it afterwards but you could fold it
Last night I played Origami poker
Things were going great, until I had to fold.
Came to me while folding laundry (bad nerd pun incoming).
What was the name of the first Protozoa to circumnavigate the globe?
Flagellan
Naked painting
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt."
They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
I was having stomach problems the other day so I went to the doctor for my diarrhea.
He gave me a blind fold and told me to wait 20 and that I would be fine and it worked.
Now I have gonorrhea
One from my metal tech teacher years ago - That weld is going to fold....
Like Superman on Laundry Day!
Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times.
They have obviously never seen me wiping my ass when there is only one sheet of toilet paper left.
I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?
I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. Sucker can't scam me.
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