Fold Jokes

Funniest Fold Short Jokes

Short fold jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fold humour may include short foil jokes also.

1. Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
   Me: They prefer to be called executioners.
2. Ego and superego walk into a bar Bartender folds his arms and says I'm gonna need to see some id
3. I could see she was about to fold when I put my chips on the table… "Move them," my wife said, "I'm doing laundry."
4. Last night my wife and I argued for hours as to whose turn it was to do the laundry. This went on but eventually I folded.
5. Why is it called a prion? Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.
6. How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.
7. I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
8. Got anything smaller? I was at the store today and handed the clerk a $20 bill.
   He handed it back and asked if I had anything smaller.
   So I folded the $20 bill in half and handed it back to him.
9. What's the fastest way to double your money? Fold it in half
   ^^....I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out
10. TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because not all gyros wear crepes

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Fold One Liners

Which fold one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fold? I can suggest the ones about wrap and roll.

1. My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.
2. Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing.
3. The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
4. Tried to start an origami company... It folded.
5. Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold.
6. Why do accordion players make terrible spies? They always fold under pressure.
7. A local pizza chain just folded The new restaurants serve only calzones now.
8. I used to run an origami company…. But it folded.
9. I loved my job at the blanket company until it folded
10. Why was the origami master terrible at poker? He always folded.
11. Just impulse bought a blind fold... Cant see myself wearing it...
12. Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?
13. Did you hear about the origami shop that closed down? Yeah. I heard it folded.
14. I used to work for an origami company Until it folded
15. The paper shop at the end of my road.... ....has folded.

Fold Piece Jokes

Here is a list of funny fold piece jokes and even better fold piece puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They have obviously never seen me wiping my a**... when there is only one sheet of toilet paper left.

Quirky and Hilarious Fold Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about fold you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fold pranks.