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28 foggy jokes and hilarious foggy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foggy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Foggy Short Jokes

Short foggy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foggy humour may include short cloudy jokes also.

  1. Why does Demi Lovato's driveway have a light house beside it? The end part of her drive home is usually pretty foggy
  2. What did the mountain say to the mysteriously foggy valley? "Alright, you've really peaked my interest"
  3. Why is fog associated with bad luck? Because there are a lot of mist opportunities on foggy nights.
  4. Why did the old man have trouble distinguishing foggy glass and thin ice? It wasn't clear to him.

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Foggy One Liners

Which foggy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foggy? I can suggest the ones about fuzzy and soggy.

  1. Why is it foggy at cemeteries? Because the people there are mist
  2. It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious
  3. I wasn't able to catch my train... The air was so foggy that I mist it.
  4. It was so foggy this morning and I tried to grab some of the fog Sadly, I mist.
  5. I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi.. its their order that I'm still foggy on
  6. It was pretty foggy outside.. I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
  7. As my grandfather once said... It's so foggy out here, I can't see through my cataracts.
  8. My memory is kinda foggy... A lot of the details get mist.
  9. One foggy winter night Jason walks into a bar Then a tree, and then into a manhole

Foggy joke, One foggy winter night Jason walks into a bar

Hilarious Fun Foggy Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about foggy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cloudy weather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foggy pranks.

This one's a groaner for sure, but still fun. Happy Halloween!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him, he hears
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man sprints toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping-clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and.......

The coffin stops

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

Just read this in an email, thought it worthy of sharing.
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops

Air tragedy in Newfoundland...

A two-seater single engine Cessna 152 crashed in foggy conditions near the Gander airport, crashing into the nearby cemetery.
Newfie rescue squads have recovered 385 bodies so far, and that number is expected to climb as digging continues.

A father and his son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.

While sitting at a red light, the father turns to his son and says, You know son, when I die, I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. And the son says, Why would you want that Dad? To which the Dad replies, So I'll be mist!
( Missed if you don't get this Dad joke)

A p**... and a little girl are walking into the woods at night

...it's dark and foggy with random strange animal noises off in the distance, and the little girl starts crying "I'm scared"
The p**... responds, "You're scared?!?! I have to walk out all by myself!"

A Father and his Son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.

The son says to his father, Wow, Dad. This is a lot of fog! To which the dad then responds It sure is son! The two drive down the road about a mile or so and finally reach a stoplight. To break the silence, the father says while chuckling. You know Son, when I die I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. Confused, the son asks Well why would you want that? To which the Dad replies, still laughing. So I won't be mist!

Foggy joke, Why did the old man have trouble distinguishing foggy glass and thin ice?