Foggy Jokes
26 foggy jokes and hilarious foggy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foggy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Foggy Short Jokes
Short foggy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foggy humour may include short cloudy jokes also.
- Why does Demi Lovato's driveway have a light house beside it? The end part of her drive home is usually pretty foggy
- What did the mountain say to the mysteriously foggy valley? "Alright, you've really peaked my interest"
- Why is fog associated with bad luck? Because there are a lot of mist opportunities on foggy nights.
- Why did the old man have trouble distinguishing foggy glass and thin ice? It wasn't clear to him.
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Foggy One Liners
Which foggy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foggy? I can suggest the ones about fuzzy and soggy.
- Why is it foggy at cemeteries? Because the people there are mist
- It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious
- I wasn't able to catch my train... The air was so foggy that I mist it.
- I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi.. its their order that I'm still foggy on
- It was pretty foggy outside.. I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
- As my grandfather once said... It's so foggy out here, I can't see through my cataracts.
- My memory is kinda foggy... A lot of the details get mist.
- One foggy winter night Jason walks into a bar Then a tree, and then into a manhole
Hilarious Fun Foggy Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about foggy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cloudy weather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foggy pranks.
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This one's a groaner for sure, but still fun. Happy Halloween!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him, he hears
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man sprints toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping-clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and.......
The coffin stops
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BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Just read this in an email, thought it worthy of sharing.
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops
A father and his son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.
While sitting at a red light, the father turns to his son and says, You know son, when I die, I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. And the son says, Why would you want that Dad? To which the Dad replies, So I'll be mist!
( Missed if you don't get this Dad joke)
A Father and his Son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.
The son says to his father, Wow, Dad. This is a lot of fog! To which the dad then responds It sure is son! The two drive down the road about a mile or so and finally reach a stoplight. To break the silence, the father says while chuckling. You know Son, when I die I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. Confused, the son asks Well why would you want that? To which the Dad replies, still laughing. So I won't be mist!
Shortcut through a graveyard.
There was a man walking home from a bar late one night. As usual he took a shortcut through a graveyard. Since it was especially foggy that night he didn't see a freshly dug grave and fell headlong into the pit. He tried for over 20 min to climb out but couldn't manage to escape. As he sat there pondering his options he was startled when someone else, apparently also using the same shortcut, fell in the grave. He sat unnoticed in the corner and watched the man try to climb out. Hoping to save the man some trouble he said "you're not gonna be able to get out". He was wrong.
In a torrential stormy and a foggy day a very drunk man was trying to hitch hike a lift home...
In a torrential stormy and a foggy day a very drunk man was trying to hitch hike a lift home and no cars would stop. When out of the blue a car pulled up moving very slowly and stopped right in front of him. Asking no questions he jumps into the back seat - relived that finally he had a lift. As the excitement of the lift subsided - he realized that the car had no driver. The car started moving again. The man braced himself as the car moved towards a couple of bends. As the car hit the bends a mysterious hand would pop through the window and turn the car. The man was completely freaked out by this. Ghost car! When he could take no more of this he jumped out of the car and ran for dear life. He came up to a tavern and had to go in for a drink. Inside there were fellow drinkers enjoying their drinks and he just had to let them know what had happened to him. At first the other fellows laughed but then the man started crying...and they thought it has to be true. At that moment two guys stormed into the tavern...shouting, " we ran out of gas and while we were pushing our car some mad man jumped in... Did he happen to come in here?"
