The Best 17 Foggy Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Foggy jokes. There are some foggy unclear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foggy stormy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Foggy Jokes and Puns

This one's a groaner for sure, but still fun. Happy Halloween!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him, he hears
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man sprints toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping-clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and.......

The coffin stops

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

Just read this in an email, thought it worthy of sharing.

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops

Why is it foggy at cemeteries?

Because the people there are mist

Foggy joke, Why is it foggy at cemeteries?

Air tragedy in Newfoundland...

A two-seater single engine Cessna 152 crashed in foggy conditions near the Gander airport, crashing into the nearby cemetery.

Newfie rescue squads have recovered 385 bodies so far, and that number is expected to climb as digging continues.

It was really foggy on my way home today

Looked quite misterious


A father and his son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.

While sitting at a red light, the father turns to his son and says, You know son, when I die, I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. And the son says, Why would you want that Dad? To which the Dad replies, So I'll be mist!

( Missed if you don't get this Dad joke)

I wasn't able to catch my train...

The air was so foggy that I mist it.

Foggy joke, I wasn't able to catch my train...

It was so foggy this morning and I tried to grab some of the fog

Sadly, I mist.

Why does Demi Lovato's driveway have a light house beside it?

The end part of her drive home is usually pretty foggy

A pedo and a little girl are walking into the woods at night

...it's dark and foggy with random strange animal noises off in the distance, and the little girl starts crying "I'm scared"

The pedo responds, "You're scared?!?! I have to walk out all by myself!"

I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..

its their order that I'm still foggy on

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It was pretty foggy outside..

I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.

As my grandfather once said...

It's so foggy out here, I can't see through my cataracts.

My memory is kinda foggy...

A lot of the details get mist.

One foggy winter night Jason walks into a bar

Then a tree, and then into a manhole

What did the mountain say to the mysteriously foggy valley?

"Alright, you've really peaked my interest"

Foggy joke, What did the mountain say to the mysteriously foggy valley?

Why is fog associated with bad luck?

Because there are a lot of mist opportunities on foggy nights.

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We suggest to use only working foggy blurry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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