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8 foes jokes and hilarious foes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Hilarious Foes Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What is a good foes joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture

The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said 'Mimics.'
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.

Two explorers were delving into the forest when one of them spot a group of native indigenous people.

- let's go talk to them!
- First, we have to check if they're friends or foes?
- Of course, they're friends! They came together.

Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametraclly opposed, foes

Why is it impossible to hastily commute whilst abstaining from ingesting food or beverage and surrounded by foes?

Because you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

Terrorists have been saying they'll horizontally expand images of their foes.

The threat is being blown out of proportion.

"Captain, a battalion is reaching towards us."

"Friends or foes?"
"Well, they must be friends, because they're coming all together."

Having lost his blade, is an honorable Samurai able to defeat an army of foes?

Shuriken.

The Forth of July

The day we blow bombs up in the sky to show are foes that we have so many bombs we can waste them for entertainment.


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