Focusing Jokes

29 focusing jokes and hilarious focusing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about focusing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Focusing Short Jokes

Short focusing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The focusing humour may include short aiming jokes also.

  1. My crush told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
  2. I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how adhd works.
    Me: But I keep losing my Focus.
  3. Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
    Man: But I keep losing my Focus.
  4. I got called pretty today... well actually the full statement was "you're pretty dumb" but I'm only focusing on the positive things today
  5. I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight, when I came out in the morning, I had a ford Focus.
  6. Did you hear about the new minting machine that produces coins only if you focus intently on it? It makes cents if you think about it.
  7. My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
  8. My dad works for a company that focuses on the health of the lower 3/4 of the body, and yesterday he just became the CEO. Now he's the Head of Shoulders, Knees, and Toes!
  9. Once I told a joke to my wife as she was in labor. I thought I did a good job telling the joke but she told me to focus on the delivery.
  10. Scott Pruitt has resigned to focus more on his true passion.. Throwing uncut plastic soda rings into the ocean.

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Focusing One Liners

Which focusing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with focusing? I can suggest the ones about concentration and paying attention.

  1. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now I have a Ford Focus.
  2. What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.
  3. Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus.
  4. I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus
  5. I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus
  6. I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.
  7. What's the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.
  8. I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.
  9. My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.
  10. I took Adderall for my ADHD I started focusing on my distractions better.
  11. What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive? Focus, Daniel-san
  12. Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.
  13. Why did the guy with ADHD keep forgetting his car? Because he keeps losing his Focus.
  14. I got a bad grade in photography class I had trouble focusing
  15. What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate

Focusing joke, What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

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What funny jokes about focusing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tuning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make focusing pranks.

Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on

Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called w**... and Buzz too.

The wage gap isn't real.

Men simply focus on getting the higher paying jobs like scientist, doctor, engineer. Meanwhile, women tend to go towards the lower paying jobs, like female scientist, female doctor and female engineer.

Two Southern belles are walking down a country road.

They are out enjoying a sunset walk and admiring the scenery, when they come across a man taking photographs. The man, being awestruck at the beauty of the two ladies, asks if he can take their picture with the setting sun in the background.
The ladies discuss the idea and eventually agree.
The photographer begins setting up his tripod and adjusting his camera.
One of the ladies asks, "What is he doing?"
The other replies, in a thick Southern drawl, "He's going to focus."
Then the first says, "Both of us?"

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's father noticed that Johnny was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate Little Johnny into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, his father said, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
Little Johnny replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys

Coincidentally, they are also called w**... and Buzz

Focusing joke, I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight,