Focus Jokes
124 focus jokes and hilarious focus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about focus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Don't let misplaced focus derail your day - get a laugh with these funny jokes about Ford Focuses, focus groups, and how narrowing in on your emphasis can result in endless amusement! From focus pullers to scoliosis and even knobs, get ready to be pleasantly surprised. Read this article for a primer on Focus jokes.
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Funniest Focus Short Jokes
Short focus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The focus humour may include short attention jokes also.
- My crush told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
- I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how adhd works.
Me: But I keep losing my Focus. - Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus. - I got called pretty today... well actually the full statement was "you're pretty dumb" but I'm only focusing on the positive things today
- I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight, when I came out in the morning, I had a ford Focus.
- Did you hear about the new minting machine that produces coins only if you focus intently on it? It makes cents if you think about it.
- My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
- My dad works for a company that focuses on the health of the lower 3/4 of the body, and yesterday he just became the CEO. Now he's the Head of Shoulders, Knees, and Toes!
- Once I told a joke to my wife as she was in labor. I thought I did a good job telling the joke but she told me to focus on the delivery.
- Scott Pruitt has resigned to focus more on his true passion.. Throwing uncut plastic soda rings into the ocean.
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Focus One Liners
Which focus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with focus? I can suggest the ones about scope and goal.
- I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now I have a Ford Focus.
- What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.
- Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus.
- I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus
- I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus
- I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.
- What's the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.
- I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.
- My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.
- I took Adderall for my ADHD I started focusing on my distractions better.
- What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive? Focus, Daniel-san
- Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.
- Why did the guy with ADHD keep forgetting his car? Because he keeps losing his Focus.
- I got a bad grade in photography class I had trouble focusing
- What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate
Ford Focus Jokes
Here is a list of funny ford focus jokes and even better ford focus puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership I lost my focus
- If you leave a Sombrero and Maracas in your Ford Focus Will it become a Ford Fiesta?
- What kind of car is bad for a kid with ADD? A Ford Focus
- I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus
- I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus.
I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams. - I put adderall in the gas tank of my Ford Fiesta... ...turned it into a Ford Focus
- Why couldn't 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message? Broken transmission.
- I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.
- What happens when you give Ritalin to a Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
- Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.
Focus Group Jokes
Here is a list of funny focus group jokes and even better focus group puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
- I'm doing market research for a telescope manufacturer, I run the focus group.
- I tried starting a unisex cooking group focused on fried foods But no one will join me in "The Battered Men & Women's Club"
- Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups.
- At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses
"A focus group?"
d**... JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
Quirky and Hilarious Focus Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about focus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean target jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make focus pranks.
My collection of meta knock knock jokes (on mobile so bad formatting)
Knock knock|who's there|hallucinations| hallucinations who? | (Walk away)
|||knock knock|who's there|sudden anxiety attack|sudden anxiety attack who?|Sorry am I talking too much?
||| Knock knock|Who's there|Your inability to focus|your inability to focus who|(mouth the words your inability to focus making me quiet but don't actually say it)
Luella and Rose
There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going
to get a picture taken of themselves as they just got their checks.
They go to the studio and after the photographer fools with the
camera he tells Rose to sit quietly because he had to focus.
Well, Luella being hard of hearing says, "Huh?"
Rose says, "Be still girl he's gonna focus!"
Luella looks and says, "Both of us?"
Ford Focus
Sitting in traffic today waiting for the light to change. The car in front of us was a Ford Focus. I turned to my daughter and said.. if that driver opens her door and steps out of the car, does she get all blurry? Because if she did, wouldn't she be "out of Focus" ?
Yesterday at yoga
Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.
A man goes to see a film alone...
...and sits down next to a young boy, who has a golden retriever sitting on the seat aside him.
The film starts, but the man has a hard time paying attention. As the film progresses, his focus is increasingly diverted to the young boy and his golden retriever. The dog is laughing uproariously during all the funny scenes, gasping and pointing during all the shocking scenes, wooping and hurrahing during all the action scenes, and gently sobbing during all the dramatic scenes. By the end of the film, the man is utterly awestruck by this wondrous animal.
As the film draws to a close and the credits begin to roll, the man leans over and addresses the boy: "That animal of yours is absolutely amazing! He laughed, he cried, he gasped, he cheered. He enjoyed the film on every level that it could possibly be enjoyed. I am thoroughly impressed".
The boy says: "I'm impressed too! He hated the book..."
I used to drive a Ford Fiesta...
Until I took some Adderal to study for my test. Now It's a ford focus
I design castles. AMA!
For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.
I'm studying for my astronomy exam,
I really need to focus.
Wearing my bra really helps me focus on exams
I love academic support.
Why was the concave lens failing at his studies?
He couldn't focus.
Why do Germans have such great focus?
I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.
rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys
Coincidentally, they are also called w**... and Buzz
I gave up on photography.
Couldn't focus.
I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue.
I don't want to talk about it.
...It's a sore subject.
I've been using the STAYFOCUSED extension which I find helpful.
Because I use it to block out work related websites so I can focus on my procrastination.
What's the most popular family car in Norway?
The Fjord Focus
Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals
They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
Donald Trump's plan for the first 100 days is going exactly according to plan...
Now that he's finished building the swamp he can focus on draining the wall.
I used to wear polarized glasses until
I released they made me focus too far to the left or the right...
I can't find my k+(1/4a)
I guess I've lost my focus...
What do you call a magician who uses a camera?
Hocus Focus!
A farmer comes into a large amount of money and decides to buy his son's a large ranch where they can raise cattle. He calls the ranch "Focus".
Because it's where the sun's rays meet.
A pessimist sees the glass half empty
An optometrist sees the glass in focus.
Not sure which is the harder part about being vegan
The discipline and focus it takes to eat that way, or the time and energy it takes to tell everyone you're a vegan.
I just had a scoliosis correction surgery
When I woke up, the doctor said "well, now that we've got that all straightened out, we can focus on recovery"
My parents and I came to the US from Germany when I was a little girl.
They didn't speak much English, but were experienced educators back home. One winter, they decided to open a tutoring/ study session program to help students stay productive and focus over the break. It wasn't until after a flood of angry phone calls and visitors that we realized that "Concentration Camp" was not an ideal program name.
My wife was upset because our child was born with crossed eyes..
I told her not to focus on it.
Last year I was too fat...
And I had to go to fat camp.
This year I couldn't focus, now I have to go to concentration camp.
I'm against high school students...
Stay off the drugs and focus on your education!
Determination. Precision. Focus. Accuracy.
All attributes I have while shaving my p**... that I should really put into other aspects of my life.
Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants?
He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.
A man owned a Greek island, but there so much paperwork that came with tourists travelling there that he always had to sit inside working. Eventually, he decided to pass the island on to someone else. This way he could spend more time outside and focus on his real passion - maths.
So, he signed over Kos and got a tan instead.
My girlfriend left me because she said I focus too much on growing and giving away herbs for really low prices
Now I don't know what to do with all this free thyme on my hands
Now that the Korean War is officially over, Kim Jong-un can focus on fixing more pressing issues...
...like his hair.
In one episode of Dexter's Laboratory, Dexter fires Dee-Dee because.....
....he can't focus properly when she distracts him. So he hires this pretty blonde girl to mimic Dee-Dee, and he asks her "I want to see you dance" "That'll be 50$ extra" Took me awhile to figure that one out
I have ADHD.
It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than
Why do teachers from Las Vegas focus so much on Trigonometry?
Because it's sin city.
Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on
Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called w**... and Buzz too.
My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year
Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp
I have the laser focus of a cat
But I just can't catch the d**... thing
This handsome photographer was about to take a photograph of two elderly women.
He yells out, "Focus."
They reply, "Bofus?"
I just got some bad news
I went to the doctors, and they told me I have ADHD. It's not too bad though, it's easy to focus on something else.
Did you know owl's eyes are fixed in position, so they have to move their entire head to change the focus of their eyes...
They look funny.
'Oh my goodness,' said my wife, 'look, it's so cute when our baby snores.'
'Yes,' I said, 'but please focus will you? I'm struggling to maintain an e**....'
What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King??
Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!
I've protected my laptop by placing several alcoholic fruity beverages on top of it.
I guess I misunderstood when people told me to focus on cider security.
Full House is becoming a trilogy
Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.
Why did the photographer fail his test?
Because he couldn't FOCUS
A man is texting and driving in his ford
By doing so he crashed and the car is totalled.
You could say he lost his focus.
So I was watching tv last night and saw a trailer for the new fantastic four movie. It looks like its going to focus on their kids and how they team up to fight crime.
Apparently its going to be called "The Fantastic Four's Kin"
My girlfriend drives a Focus RS...
My Ex girlfriend drives an RS-X
Why do l**... make horrible delivery drivers?
They only focus on the box and ignore the package!
Lost track of my work because I just heard my car was involved in a drive-by
My Focus is shot.
What do the United States and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both focus too much on race.
