Following is our collection of funny Focus jokes. There are some focus attention jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these focus ford focus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Knock knock|who's there|hallucinations| hallucinations who? | (Walk away)
|||knock knock|who's there|sudden anxiety attack|sudden anxiety attack who?|Sorry am I talking too much?
||| Knock knock|Who's there|Your inability to focus|your inability to focus who|(mouth the words your inability to focus making me quiet but don't actually say it)
There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going
to get a picture taken of themselves as they just got their checks.
They go to the studio and after the photographer fools with the
camera he tells Rose to sit quietly because he had to focus.
Well, Luella being hard of hearing says, "Huh?"
Rose says, "Be still girl he's gonna focus!"
Luella looks and says, "Both of us?"
Sitting in traffic today waiting for the light to change. The car in front of us was a Ford Focus. I turned to my daughter and said.. if that driver opens her door and steps out of the car, does she get all blurry? Because if she did, wouldn't she be "out of Focus" ?
Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.
Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
it's now a Ford Focus.
We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses
"A focus group?"
DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
Chrysler Concentrate
and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus
I run the focus group.
...and sits down next to a young boy, who has a golden retriever sitting on the seat aside him.
The film starts, but the man has a hard time paying attention. As the film progresses, his focus is increasingly diverted to the young boy and his golden retriever. The dog is laughing uproariously during all the funny scenes, gasping and pointing during all the shocking scenes, wooping and hurrahing during all the action scenes, and gently sobbing during all the dramatic scenes. By the end of the film, the man is utterly awestruck by this wondrous animal.
As the film draws to a close and the credits begin to roll, the man leans over and addresses the boy: "That animal of yours is absolutely amazing! He laughed, he cried, he gasped, he cheered. He enjoyed the film on every level that it could possibly be enjoyed. I am thoroughly impressed".
The boy says: "I'm impressed too! He hated the book..."
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For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.
He couldn't focus.
It said Focus.
I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.
Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz
Sadly it can't focus.
It is now a Ford Focus.
I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.
Couldn't focus.
I don't want to talk about it.
...It's a sore subject.
I lost my focus
I came back to a Ford Focus
They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
Because it's where the sun's rays meet.
A Ford Focus.
A Ford Focus
The discipline and focus it takes to eat that way, or the time and energy it takes to tell everyone you're a vegan.
It makes cents if you think about it.
They didn't speak much English, but were experienced educators back home. One winter, they decided to open a tutoring/ study session program to help students stay productive and focus over the break. It wasn't until after a flood of angry phone calls and visitors that we realized that "Concentration Camp" was not an ideal program name.
White noise helps me focus.
Stay off the drugs and focus on your education!
Broken transmission.
He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.
So, he signed over Kos and got a tan instead.
....he can't focus properly when she distracts him. So he hires this pretty blonde girl to mimic Dee-Dee, and he asks her "I want to see you dance" "That'll be 50$ extra" Took me awhile to figure that one out
It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than
Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called Woody and Buzz too.
Throwing uncut plastic soda rings into the ocean.
Will it become a Ford Fiesta?
Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp
Now I have a Ford Focus.
He yells out, "Focus."
They reply, "Bofus?"
...turned it into a Ford Focus
Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!
Now, it's a Ford Focus.
I guess I misunderstood when people told me to focus on cider security.
Now it's a Ford Focus
Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.
Because he couldn't FOCUS
Apparently its going to be called "The Fantastic Four's Kin"
Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
Me: But I keep losing my Focus.
Adderall.
They only focus on the box and ignore the package!
My Focus is shot.
Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
I thought I did a good job telling the joke but she told me to focus on the delivery.
They both focus too much on race.
Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq?
Johnny: I don't know miss
Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies
Johnny: Please miss, can I ask a question?
Teacher: Yes
Johnny: Do u know Angela?
Teacher: No, Why?
Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband!
It just gets shit done.
Because he keeps losing his Focus.
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