The Best 52 Foam Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Foam jokes. There are some foam conceal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foam swig puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Foam Jokes and Puns

Me: How long have we had that mattress?

Wife: No idea

Memory foam mattress: Two years, five months and two days

A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror...

The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."

So, I ate a memory foam mattress again

I had forgotten how much better they taste than traditional mattresses.

Foam joke, So, I ate a memory foam mattress again

" I love to pamper my wife "

I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot water running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...

... and each order a beer. As the beers are set down on the table three flies fly into the bar and land in the beer, one in each glass. The Englishman pushes his beer away and orders another. The Irishman blows the foam off the top of his beer along with the fly and drinks the beer. The Scotsman picks up the fly by the wings and says "Alrright ya wee bastarrd, spit it out."


I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was...

And she hits me with a "It's like it's MAMMorey foam!" line. I was quite impressed.

A new spin on an old clichΓ©

I was sitting on a team call for work. We were discussing team restructuring. The question was asked about team leaders.

My boss said, "The cream will rise to the surface."

I replied, "So will the foam. The insubstantial, shiny bits that disappear completely when placed under any load."

...I need to mute the phone more often.

Foam joke, A new spin on an old clichΓ©

Great pickup line...

You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?

Her: Yes.

You: Wanna Traumatize it?

Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?

Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous at all

*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other kids watching, horrified*

Me: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time lads

I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past.

Stupid memory foam...

You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee?

You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee?

Well latte-da.

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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Mines made of mammary foam

I always eat Eggs Benedict on a foam plate

Because there's no plate like foam for the hollandaise.

No, that snake's not poisonous at all.

A boy scout says to his scout leader, Sir, is this snake poisonous?
The scout leader says, No, that snake's not poisonous at all.

So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.

The scout leader says, But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys.

When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow,

that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.

I bought a memory foam mattress last month

Now my bed keeps yelling "Virgin!" every time I walk past my room

Foam joke, I bought a memory foam mattress last month

I also took an epileptic girl to a rave!

It wasn't long before it turned in to a foam party though.

What do you call a crossfitter who's addicted to their foam roller?

A fascist.

Yo momma so heavy

She make memory foam forget!!!!!


I just got a repressed memory foam mattress.

It holds me just like my uncle used to.

While bathing my 6 year old son, he stuck a wet foam letter to my back.

I pulled the letter "P" away from my skin and my son said "Dad, I peed on your back!"

-true story, just happened.

You're mother is so heavy

When she sleeps on a memory foam mattress,

It forgets.

Why did the bed not forget?

Because of it's Memory Foam.

My bf remembered our anniversary!

I didn't expect any different, of course. He is made of memory foam after all!

When I was a teenager, I used to punch my memory foam pillow when my anger was getting beyond control.

Now it's memorized all my moves, and I live in constant fear.

Yo mama's so fat

when she sat on a memory foam it forgot

Just got a repressed memory foam mattress,

it holds me just like my gym teacher did

Just realized I really like Eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes..

There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise

What is long and hard that I shake every morning to obtain a white substance?

My shaving foam can you perv.

My wife said that her shaving foam was missing.

"I've no idea, honey," I replied. "I've been busy in the kitchen making you profiteroles."

My memory foam mattress broke yesterday...

It has amnesia

The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP

Pls nerf

Yo mama so ugly

Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

Your mom is so fat

Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

What's the comfort support of choice for women's bras?

Mammary Foam

I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......

....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.

I figured out what Victoria's Secret is!!!!!

..... it's foam :/

A knife with a foam blade?

Microsoft Edge.

Your momma's so fat

she gave her memory foam mattress brain damage....

What'd the bartender say after pouring a beer with 1/4 inch of foam?

Pourfect

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake. Is it poisonous?

Me: No, this snake is not poisonous at all.

* one of them picks up the snake, which bites him. He begins to spasm and foam at the mouth.*

Me: However, this snake is very venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time.

Yo mama so fat

Her memory foam has Alzheimer's

Memory foam pillows are the worst.

As soon as I lay down on them, I start remembering all the things I messed up during the day.

Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.

And my Axe.

Saturday afternoon

I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my pregnant wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from
across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me:

"You should be hung."

I took a drink from Corona, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied:

"I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

Your ass is so fat...

That your memory foam mattress wishes it can forget your ass.

Yo Momma is so fat

...her memory foam mattress got alzheimer's.

Money cant buy you happiness.

But I'd rather have my tears hit designer Bugatti leather than the composite foam in my car.

I'm not saying my ex is fat...

But my memory foam mattress took a year to forget her.

So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand

Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"

I used to punch my memory foam pillow whenever I got mad.

Eventually it learned my moves.

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them




"here's the punchline"

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