Foam Jokes
78 foam jokes and hilarious foam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the lighthearted side of foam with these jokes. From memory foam mattresses to foam parties, find out the humorous side of everyone's favorite material. See how a foam roller, latte, and pouring lather can add to the fun of foam jokes.
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- Short Foam Jokes
- Foam One Liners
- Memory Foam Jokes
- Foam Party Jokes
- Foam Roller Jokes
- More Foam Jokes
Funniest Foam Short Jokes
Short foam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foam humour may include short spray jokes also.
- Just realized I really like eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes.. There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise
- Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?
Her: Yes.
You: Wanna Traumatize it? - While bathing my 6 year old son, he stuck a wet foam letter to my back. I pulled the letter "P" away from my skin and my son said "Dad, I peed on your back!"
-true story, just happened. - So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"
- I always eat Eggs Benedict on a foam plate Because there's no plate like foam for the hollandaise.
- Money cant buy you happiness. But I'd rather have my tears hit designer Bugatti leather than the composite foam in my car.
- When I was a teenager, I used to punch my memory foam pillow when my anger was getting beyond control. Now it's memorized all my moves, and I live in constant fear.
- I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a "It's like it's MAMMorey foam!" line. I was quite impressed.
- When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow, that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.
- Me: How long have we had that mattress? Wife: No idea
Memory foam mattress: Two years, five months and two days
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Foam One Liners
Which foam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foam? I can suggest the ones about sponge and bubbles.
- Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a memory foam it forgot
- Your mom is so fat Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
- I just got a repressed memory foam mattress. It holds me just like my uncle used to.
- Just got a repressed memory foam mattress, it holds me just like my gym teacher did
- I'm not saying my ex is fat... But my memory foam mattress took a year to forget her.
- Your momma's so fat she gave her memory foam mattress brain damage....
- Yo momma so heavy She make memory foam forget!!!!!
- A knife with a foam blade? Microsoft Edge.
- Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam
- How do you get your memory foam bed to like and support you? You make a good impression.
- I used to punch my memory foam pillow whenever I got mad. Eventually it learned my moves.
- Yo mama so fat Her memory foam has Alzheimer's
- I figured out what Victoria's Secret is!!!!! ..... it's foam :/
- Yo momma's so fat... She slept on a memory foam mattress and it never forgot.
- Yo mama so big... ...her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
Memory Foam Jokes
Here is a list of funny memory foam jokes and even better memory foam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed...... ....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
- My wife is coming back from holiday tomorrow... Does anyone know how to delete the memory, from my memory foam mattress?
- Memory foam pillows are the worst. As soon as I lay down on them, I start remembering all the things I messed up during the day.
- I have the worst luck… I have the worst luck, I went to buy a memory foam pillow - turned out it had Alzheimers.
- Yo mama so ugly Her memory foam wishes it could forget,
- Yo mama so fat... Yo mama so fat her memory-foam mattress forgot!
- My memory foam mattress broke yesterday... It has amnesia
- My bf remembered our anniversary! I didn't expect any different, of course. He is made of memory foam after all!
- Why did the bed not forget? Because of it's Memory Foam.
- Yo Momma is so fat ...her memory foam mattress got alzheimer's.
Foam Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny foam party jokes and even better foam party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I also took an epileptic girl to a rave! It wasn't long before it turned in to a foam party though.
- What do you call 500 epileptic people at a disco... A foam party!
- How do you call a party of people with epilepsy? Foam fest
Foam Roller Jokes
Here is a list of funny foam roller jokes and even better foam roller puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a crossfitter who's addicted to their foam roller? A fascist.
Uproarious Foam Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about foam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fuzz jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foam pranks.
A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror...
The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
" I love to pamper my wife "
I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot water running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
... and each order a beer. As the beers are set down on the table three flies fly into the bar and land in the beer, one in each glass. The Englishman pushes his beer away and orders another. The Irishman blows the foam off the top of his beer along with the fly and drinks the beer. The Scotsman picks up the fly by the wings and says "Alrright ya wee bastarrd, spit it out."
Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?
Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous at all
*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other kids watching, horrified*
Me: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time lads
I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the s**... stuff I've done in the past.
s**... memory foam...
You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee?
You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee?
Well latte-da.
No, that snake's not poisonous at all.
A boy scout says to his scout leader, Sir, is this snake poisonous?
The scout leader says, No, that snake's not poisonous at all.
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
The scout leader says, But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys.
The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP
Pls nerf
What's the comfort support of choice for women's bras?
Mammary Foam
Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake. Is it poisonous?
Me: No, this snake is not poisonous at all.
* one of them picks up the snake, which bites him. He begins to spasm and foam at the mouth.*
Me: However, this snake is very venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time.
Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.
And my Axe.
A strong boxer
has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them
"here's the punchline"
A new study found
A new study found
that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..
Memory foam underwear
I bought some shoes with memory foam insoles. I was so excited about them! I told my wife I can't wait to wear them, they have memory foam! I want memory foam underwear! She said your underwear shouldn't remember anything.
