The Best 12 Foal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Foal jokes. There are some foal gallop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foal sire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Foal Jokes and Puns

I ate an entire young horse.

Now I'm really foal.

Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a mountain where a lot of baby horses are buried?

My mom taught me to never make fountains out of foal hills

A friend of mine got rushed to hospital because he put a toy pony up his butt

Personally, I pity the foal.

In case you're worried about him - don't, he's in a stable condition

Foal joke, A friend of mine got rushed to hospital because he put a toy pony up his butt

What kind of insurance do you buy for a horse and buggy?

Foal coverage

If a baby horse swears at it's mother,

would this be classed as foal language?


While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse.

The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play.

Quit horsing around

What did the daddy horse say to the mommy horse after they had their second accidental baby?

Foal me once, shame on you, foal me twice, shame on me.

Foal joke, Quit horsing around

Baby horse

If a baby horse is really conceited, would you say they're foal of themselves?

A baby horse is found injured.

The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected.

What do you call a baby horse, wrapped in aluminum, who was stopped from committing his dastardly plan?

A Foiled Foil Foal

A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar...

Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago

You can explore foal ponies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean foal snout dad jokes. There are also foal puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is Taco Bell's Favorite R&B song?

"Everybody plays the foal" by the Main Ingredient

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the foal reins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working foal pony piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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