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29 flys jokes and hilarious flys puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flys that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Flys Short Jokes

Short flys jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flys humour may include short flew jokes also.

  1. Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
    >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!
  2. Give a man plane tickets, and he flys for a day... ... but throw a man out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life
  3. How many flys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. But I have NO idea how to get them in there.
  4. What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?
  5. There are 3 flys in a kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy? It's the one on the range.
  6. A moth flys into a podiatrist's office The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"
    The moth says "well my feet hurt"
  7. You catch flys with sugar, you catch bees with honey, but what do you catch WASP'S with? Mayonnaise.
  8. Isn't it funny why we hate rain but bathe in water. We eat apples but duck if someone throws one at you.
    We play with soccerballs but duck if one flys towards you.
  9. How do you kill 1000 Flys with one swing? You hit an Old Ethiopian Woman with a frying pan
  10. If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay? A bagel!
    (Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

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Flys One Liners

Which flys one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flys? I can suggest the ones about jumps and aeroplane.

  1. What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.
  2. What's got 24 legs and flys? 12 pairs of jeans
  3. What do spiders eat in France? French flys
  4. Why did Jhon through his clock out of his window? Because he wanted to see if time flys!
  5. A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again. Boeing!
  6. What's a type of bread that flys off the shelf? A plain bagel!
  7. Why are flys so good in a crisis? Because they're larval headed
  8. What do you call Bread with Flys in it? Raisin Bread
  9. How can you tell when a moth farts? It flys straight.
  10. What do French Frogs eat with their ketchup? French Flys!
  11. What's the last thing that goes through a flys mind before it hits the window? It's a**...
  12. How do you kill 100 flys at once? s**... an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel

Flys joke, How do you kill 100 flys at once?

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Howlingly Hilarious Flys Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about flys you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean flown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flys prank.

Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall.

Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall.
The first says that he is really hungry and flys into the night. After half an hour he returns and his mouth is full of blood. The other two ask him: "where did you get that?" He answers: "Do you see that little light across the hill? It was a little family at a camping trip. Delicious!" 
The second vampire starts in the air and returns 15minutes later, the whole face covered with blood. The others ask jealousy: "Where have you been?" Smiling he answers: "You guys see that group of lights down there? It was a wedding with over 20guests. I don't have to eat for a week!"
Finally the third vampire starts into the dark sky, and returns about five minutes later. His whole body, top to bottom is covered in blood.
Exited the other two ask:"Man where did you go?!" 
"Do you see that tree right there?"
"Yes"
"Well, I didn't"

A man gets pulled over by the police…

And while the officer is questioning the man, the man notices that the officer is being bothered by a fly.
Man: it looks like you got yourself a circle fly.
Officer: Circle fly? I've never heard of a circle fly before.
M: they're the flys that circle around a horse's a**....
O: Are you calling me a horse's a**...?
M: No sir, but try tellin' the fly that.

Kid flys by a sitting cop car in excess of the speed limit.

Of course the cop chases him and stops him. With a big grin on his face the cop says I've been waiting for you all morning.
And the kid says, " well I got here as fast as I could."

Husband talking to wife

Wife - What are you doing?
Husband - Killing flys.
Wife - How many did you kill?
Husband - Total 7, 3 females and 4 males.
Wife - How do you know their gender?
Husband - 3 near mirror and 4 near beer :)

Flys joke, What's the last thing that goes through a flys mind before it hits the window?

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