Flys Jokes
25 flys jokes and hilarious flys puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flys that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flys Short Jokes
Short flys jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flys humour may include short aeroplane jokes also.
- What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?
- A moth flys into a podiatrist's office The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"
The moth says "well my feet hurt" - You catch flys with sugar, you catch bees with honey, but what do you catch WASP'S with? Mayonnaise.
- Isn't it funny why we hate rain but bathe in water. We eat apples but duck if someone throws one at you.
We play with soccerballs but duck if one flys towards you.
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Flys One Liners
Which flys one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flys? I can suggest the ones about fly and rooftop.
- What's got 24 legs and flys? 12 pairs of jeans
- What do spiders eat in France? French flys
- Why did Jhon through his clock out of his window? Because he wanted to see if time flys!
- A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again. Boeing!
- What's a type of bread that flys off the shelf? A plain bagel!
- Why are flys so good in a crisis? Because they're larval headed
- What do you call Bread with Flys in it? Raisin Bread
- What do French Frogs eat with their ketchup? French Flys!
Howlingly Hilarious Flys Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about flys you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flys pranks.
Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall.
Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall.
The first says that he is really hungry and flys into the night. After half an hour he returns and his mouth is full of blood. The other two ask him: "where did you get that?" He answers: "Do you see that little light across the hill? It was a little family at a camping trip. Delicious!"
The second vampire starts in the air and returns 15minutes later, the whole face covered with blood. The others ask jealousy: "Where have you been?" Smiling he answers: "You guys see that group of lights down there? It was a wedding with over 20guests. I don't have to eat for a week!"
Finally the third vampire starts into the dark sky, and returns about five minutes later. His whole body, top to bottom is covered in blood.
Exited the other two ask:"Man where did you go?!"
"Do you see that tree right there?"
"Yes"
"Well, I didn't"
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If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
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A man gets pulled over by the police…
And while the officer is questioning the man, the man notices that the officer is being bothered by a fly.
Man: it looks like you got yourself a circle fly.
Officer: Circle fly? I've never heard of a circle fly before.
M: they're the flys that circle around a horse's a**....
O: Are you calling me a horse's a**...?
M: No sir, but try tellin' the fly that.
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Husband talking to wife
Wife - What are you doing?
Husband - Killing flys.
Wife - How many did you kill?
Husband - Total 7, 3 females and 4 males.
Wife - How do you know their gender?
Husband - 3 near mirror and 4 near beer :)
There is a bar on the 8th floor of a building...
A man sitting at the bar says, 'The gin sold here gives you thirty seconds of flight'
Dave, who was listening - didn't believe him, said, 'I bet $100 it doesn't'
The man accepts the bet and orders a gin. He drinks it and flys out of the window, around the building and then back inside.
Dave was impressed, he handed over the $100 and ordered a gin.
He then jumped out of the window and fell to his death.
The barman then said, 'You've gotta stop doing that, Superman'
