Flying Lessons Jokes
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On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, What are all these b**... for?
He said, Those are to keep your shirt closed.
A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.
1. Open your fly.
2. Take out your equipment.
3. Pull back the skin.
4. Do your business.
5. Let the skin forward.
6. Stow your equipment.
7. Close your fly."
She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the bathroom door saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 7."
She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, "3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5."
On my first day of taking flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, Wow! What are all these b**... for?
He said, Those are used to keep your shirt closed.
Parachute lessons
So, I'm on a flying plane, taking my parachute jumping lessons. One of the guys told me: "Wait here, stay close to the door, the instructor will strap himself to you and you'll jump together. Don't do anything without your instructor, he has the parachute, he knows everything and he will guide you on your first jump!"
I waited a few more minutes, then somebody approached me q**..., strapped himself to me and jumped right off. A few seconds into falling, the guy screams in my ear:
"So how long you've been an instructor?"
Hopefully you guys get it.
A man was looking for a person to teach him martial arts, so he goes in to see a supposed ninja to ask for lessons. When he walks in he sees the ninja slicing at a fly with his sword, but not being able to kill it. The man says, "How can you teach me martial arts if you can't even hit a fly!?" The ninja then reply's, "Oh, don't worry, that fly won't be having any children."
A baby mosquito is coming home from his first flying lesson
Son, you did good?
Terrific! Everyone clapped
Flying lessons
A guy is telling his buddy about his flying lessons and the guy teaching him says he is Eigth degree black belt and a r**... homosexual and if I don't succumb to his s**... advances I have to jump out of the plane. Buddy "Well did you jump?" "Yea a little at first"
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