Flying Cow Jokes

24 flying cow jokes and hilarious flying cow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flying cow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Flying Cow Short Jokes

Short flying cow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flying cow humour may include short flying dog jokes also.

  1. I don't know why they need to specify that certain beef is ground beef... ... cause I've never seen a cow that could fly or swim
  2. Did you hear about the fly that entered a cow's ear and ended up in milk pail the next morning? It went into one ear and out the udder.
  3. Police were called to the scene of an aggressive, flying cow. It was a high-steaks situation.
  4. Birdy, birdy, in the sky.. ..dropped a poopy in my eye. I didn't care, I didn't cry. I just thank God that cows don't fly.
  5. Birdie, birdie in the sky
    Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
    I'm a big girl I won't cry,
    I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
  6. Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
    Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"

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Flying Cow One Liners

Which flying cow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flying cow? I can suggest the ones about flying pig and flying fish.

  1. Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
  2. Why did the flying cows decide to come back to the ground? The steaks were too high.
  3. What do cows usually fly around in?
    Helicowpters and Bulloons.
  4. Why did the cow start flying? It got high off gras
  5. What did the gambler say when he saw two flying cows? The steaks are high!

Flying Cow Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about flying cow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flying cow pranks.

A farmer was milking his cow

At one point, he noticed a fly buzzing in the cows' ear.
Shortly after the farmer looked down at the bucket and noticed a fly swimming in the milk.
"Huh," said the farmer. "In one ear, out the udder."

3 bad dad jokes

I use these back to back to back all the time.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

An old woman notices her husband's fly is unzipped...

An old woman sees her husband's fly on his pants is unzipped. She says, "You left the barn door open. The cow is gonna get out if ya don't close it."
The old man replied, "It can't get out if it can't get up!"
(I adapted this from an actual exchange that my great grandparents had a few years ago.)

A farmer walks into his barn with a bucket.

He starts milking his cow, while a pesky fly continues to buzz around the cows head. Suddenly the fly goes straight in to the cows ear. The farmer doesn't think much of it, just continues milking, when suddenly it shoots out into the bucket. The farmer, freaked out, exclaimed "it went in one ear and out the udder!"

Good pickup line.

Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"

Two bagels are out flying.

All of the sudden one of them plummets to the ground. Why?
Because bagels can't fly!
The same day two cows are also out flying and chatting and out of nowhere one of them also plunge down towards the ground. Why?
A bagel hit him in the eye!

What has four legs, a tail and runs?

A cow in p**... hose.

What has four legs, a tale and smells?

A cow with the runs

What has four legs, a tail and walks?

A cow batting 400

What has four legs, a tail and flies?

A dirty cow

What has four legs, a tailand charges?

A cow with a USB port

What has four legs, a tail and leaves?

A dining cow

What has four legs, a tailand berries

A cow with a shovel (spoken joke only)

What has four legs, a tail, and drives?

A cowputer

What has four legs, a tail and feels


So a Student walks into a cafeteria where the professors eat...

He goes and sits at their table with them and begins eating his lunch. One professor is not amused and asks the young man: "have you ever seen birds feast alongside cows?"
The student says: "Oh I understand, I guess I should fly away now"
The professor gets angry and decides to plot a plan to fail him on the next exam. So after the exam the professor asks: "I shall ask you a question, and if your answer is reasonable I will award you a high grade, if not, you shall not pass(hehe)"
The student agrees and so the professor asks: "If you had to choose only one between the following, which would you choose? great Wealth or great Knowledge and wisdom?"
The student responds: "Great wealth"
The professor says: "well I would have chosen great Knowledge and wisdom!"
The student then says: "of course, we have both chosen the one thing we lack most"