Flying Carpet Jokes
8 flying carpet jokes and hilarious flying carpet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flying carpet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Flying Carpet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good flying carpet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a Persian lesbian?
A flying c**....
I'm so sorry.
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The police didn't believe me when I told them I found a flying carpet...
They called the whole thing fabricated.
Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet?
He's on the no fly list.
Where does the Iranian Air Force store all its flying craft?
The carpet store
Flying carpet
So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet.
I shouted up, "what's wrong Aladdin, won't it start?."
I'm Persian.
Yes I drove my flying magic carpet up here you racist jerks.
How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?
They are powered by turban engines.
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