Flyin Jokes
26 flyin jokes and hilarious flyin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flyin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flyin Short Jokes
Short flyin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flyin humour may include short aviation jokes also.
- Two Scottish ducks were flying south.. The first duck says:
- Quack.
The second duck says:
- Am flyin as quack as I can!
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Flyin One Liners
Which flyin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flyin? I can suggest the ones about fly and preposition.
- What's the opposite of a flyin' centaur? A walkin' phoenix.
- I put my phone on airplane mode, but it sure ain't flyin'.
Hilarious Fun Flyin Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about flyin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean achoo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flyin pranks.
Why are you flying with United Airlines?
Beats me.
Flying the Confederate flag doesn't make you a racist.
It's usually the other way around.
Flying Blind
A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.
The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."
The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"
The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"
Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."
What's a flying rabbit have on its back?
An eagle
The flying spaghetti monster never died...
He pastaway.
Why did the flying cows decide to come back to the ground?
The steaks were too high.
How was it like, flying for the first time?
"I think I did quite well. Everybody in the room was clapping", the second mosquito said.
What do you call a flying horse?
Neighviation
If you're flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets?
Blue, because ice cream has no bones
Flying can always make you happy.
It's just so uplifting.
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Flying lessons
A guy is telling his buddy about his flying lessons and the guy teaching him says he is Eigth degree black belt and a r**... homosexual and if I don't succumb to his s**... advances I have to jump out of the plane. Buddy "Well did you jump?" "Yea a little at first"
When flying to Prague...
...all of your bags are Czeched
I was flying to America with my best mate
He asked "if the plane tipped upside down, would we fall out?"
I said, "no, we'd still be friends."
What are flying carrots most afraid of?
Helichopters.
Why are flying airplanes so hard to see?
Because they are high up in disguise.
Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
Flying is like throwing yourself at the ground...
...and miss.
Quote by Douglas Adams.
A flying insect exploded in my kitchen
... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs.
I'm flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.
Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...
Why did the flying saucer record the family?
Privacy is alien to them.
Flying carpet
So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet.
I shouted up, "what's wrong Aladdin, won't it start?."
Whoever has been flying that drone over Gatwick sure will be...
...Grounded
Have you ever seen a flying saucer
Guy 1: Hey Fred, have you ever seen a flying saucer?
Guy 2: Not since my wive left me