Fly Tipping Jokes
4 fly tipping jokes and hilarious fly tipping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fly tipping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fly Tipping Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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An FBI statistician gave me some advice
I asked him, "I'm flying next week. Do you have any tips on how to lower my chances of being blown up by a bomb smuggled onboard by a t**...?"
He chewed that one over for a while, then answered "Yes. Smuggle a bomb onboard yourself. I've never seen a case where two separate bombs were on the same plane, so the odds of a t**... smuggling a second bomb onboard are very low."
I was flying to America with my best mate
He asked "if the plane tipped upside down, would we fall out?"
I said, "no, we'd still be friends."
A recently retired man decides to buy his dream car
A brand new 2015 Chevy Corvette. As he's leaving the dealership with his new purchase, he decides to open it up on the road and see what his car can do. He's flying down the road at about 130 mph when he sees the red and blue sirens behind him trying to keep up. He pushes the pedal to the floor, knowing he'll be able to easily out run them. After a few moments, he begins to realize he's too old for this and had better just pull over to avoid any trouble.
The officer, visibly irritated, walks up to the window of the corvette.
"If you don't give me one good reason why you didn't stop as soon as you saw my sirens, I'm taking you in for reckless driving."
The man pauses for a moment and looks up at the officer
"Well sir, I'll be honest. Ten years ago my wife up and left me for a police officer without any warning. And well, I thought you were bringing her back."
The officer tipped his hat and let him go with a warning.
Little Johnny is in math class
And the teacher asks, "If five birds are in a tree and you shoot two, how many are left?"
Ecstatic, Johnny replies, "None, the rest fly away!"
The teacher replies, "No, there are 3. But I like your thinking."
So johnny asks, "There are three women each with an ice cream cone. Thr first just licks the tip, the second licks around the base, and the third licks all over and really gets into it. Which one is married?"
"Why, the third of course."
"No, the one with the ring on her finger, but I like your thinking."
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