Fly Swatter Jokes
15 fly swatter jokes and hilarious fly swatter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fly swatter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fly Swatter Short Jokes
Short fly swatter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fly swatter humour may include short swatting fly jokes also.
- A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.
- I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall.
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Fly Swatter One Liners
Which fly swatter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fly swatter? I can suggest the ones about bug spray and biting flies.
- What do you you call a group of people running around with fly swatters? SWAT team.
- Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food.
Fly Swatter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fly swatter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fly insect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fly swatter pranks.
How do you tell male flies from female flies?
After dinner a wife comes into the kitchen and sees her husband sitting at the dinner table with a fly swatter and asks what he is doing.
Husband: I'm killing flies. I already got two male flies and three females.
Wife: How do you know whether they are male or female.
Husband: Well, I got two on my beer and three on my wallet.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?", she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh, Killing any?" she asked.
"Yup. 3 males. 2 females" He responded.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on the beer can, and 2 were on the phone"
*Incredible*
My wife asked what I was up to in the kitchen with the fly swatter.,
I said, killing flies
she replies, killed any?
Yes , I said, 3 males & 2 females
Intrigued she asks, how do you know the s**...?
Well, easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter...
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
A woman walks into the kitchen...
And sees her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"Killing flies?" She asked.
"Yep, two males and three females," he responded.
"How can you tell?"
"Easy, the boys were on the beer and the girls were on the phone!"
How to Tell the s**... of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered:
'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference. He said: 'Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.'
Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.
"Waddaya doin?" She asked.
"Huntin Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Kill any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 blokes, 2 sheilas," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How'd ya know that?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
I was in the kitchen with a fly swatter...
... when my wife walked in.
"What are you doing?"
"Swatting flies."
"Get any?"
"Three males, 2 females."
"How can you tell the males from the females?"
"Three on a beer can. Two on the phone."
Fly Swatter
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says "What are you doing?"
He replies: "I'm chasing the flies..."
She asks "Did you kill them?"
He says "As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males and 2 females
Intrigued, she asks him: "How do you make the difference between females and males?"
He answers: "3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone."