Fly Jokes
167 fly jokes and hilarious fly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love puns and awful jokes? From a dead fly to a fruit fly, to an airplane overhead, get ready to laugh and groan at these fly jokes courtesy of DC Young Fly. Enjoy a funny gnat of laughter with these hilarious fly puns!
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Short fly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fly humour may include short airplane jokes also.
- Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old - I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
- Bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
- If you buy a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a day… If you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life
- I asked my dad why did he become a pilot. He said, "to conquer my greatest fear." "The fear of flying?", I asked.
"No," said dad. "The fear of dying alone." - Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
- Everyone knows about Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.. But few know about Harold the Brown Nose Reindeer.
He was as strong as the rest, and could fly as high..he just couldn't stop as fast. - I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper... She told me that newspaper are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
That fly didn't stand a chance. - What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
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Fly One Liners
Which fly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fly? I can suggest the ones about overhead and dead fly.
- What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
- What do we want? Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW - Why are you flying with United Airlines? Beats me.
- The fly remained undecided during the debate. He was..
On the Pence - A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says "Penguins can't fly."
- What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
...I'll see myself out. - Why don't helicopters fly in the morning? Twirly.
- What do you call a flying nun? A bird? A plane?
Nope, nun of the above - I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level
- What do you call a plane that flies backwards? A receding airline.
- Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
- Flying the Confederate flag doesn't make you a racist. It's usually the other way around.
- This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!" Alas, swine flu.
- Customer: I want cargo space Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: See me in my office - Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!
Dead Fly Jokes
Here is a list of funny dead fly jokes and even better dead fly puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk? A dead bird.
- There is no reason to beat a dead horse Unless it is flying United.
- What has four legs and flies? A dead horse.
- I'm starting to feel that the united airlines memes are like beating a dead horse. so to save everyone some energy I bought the horse a ticket to fly United.
- Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird
- What's the difference between a deadly chemical plant and a Syrian school yard? I don't know, they just have me fly the drone
- Teacher: Give me an example of a bird that has wings but can not fly... Student: A dead bird.
- Name a bird with wings but can't fly? Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir." - Dead fly When you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?
- Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!
Waiter Fly Jokes
Here is a list of funny waiter fly jokes and even better waiter fly puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I went to a restaurant and a waiter spilled chowder down my trousers, so I said... Waiter, waiter...there's soup in my fly!
- My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers He's a very clumsy waiter
- A guy goes to a restaurant and orders soup, Guy: "waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?"
*waiter looks at soup*: "it appears to be drowning sir " - "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." The waiter replies, "So sorry, sir. I'll take care of that," and puts a spider in the soup.
"Hopefully this won't take long." - A man calls over a waiter during his meal 'There is a fly swimming in my soup!' 'Look on the bright side Sir' replied the waiter 'If the portions weren't so generous he'd be wading'
- What did the Venus fly trap say to the waiter? Excuse me, there's no fly in my soup.
- In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation. - Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Calm down sir, it's the near future and insects are our only sustainable protein source.
(cautionary joke) - Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir.
- a fly and his prayer Atheist: What's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can't eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly's prayers were answered.
Fly Fishing Jokes
Here is a list of funny fly fishing jokes and even better fly fishing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Force Awakens joke my 9yo made up What did Poe ask Finn when they went fishing?
"Do you know how to tie a fly tighter?" - What's a pelican's favorite sport? *fly* fishing!
- Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop? Bad casting.
- I really want to try fly fishing, but the equipments are just too expensive! The helicopter alone will cost thousands
- What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing Tournament? Live Stream
- What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales. - You know how they say - there's plenty fish in the sea? Took a subway to work today with my fly open, didn't catch a one.
- Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel.
- Where does a fish end-up when it flies? A magic carp
- Why did the African man stop fly fishing? Because he must quito!
Uplifting Fly Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about fly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fly pranks.
Russian prime minister Medvedev comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that Polish plane crashed with their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
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A blonde joke
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the c**...-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Taste the soup
A guy eating in a restaurant calls the waiter.
-Please taste the soup.
The confused waiter asks:
-Is the soup too hot?
-Just taste the soup...
-Is the soup too cold?
-Taste the soup.
-Is there a fly in the soup?
-Taste the soup!
The waiter, tired of guessing, gives up.
-Alright, alright, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
-Aha!
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.
We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend's yacht.
Then we'll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.
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Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?
Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!
So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back.
The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?"
The gnat says, "gnat at all."
The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard."
The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"
I fly often for business. Yesterday, I had three bags to check.
I said, "I'd like this bag to go to New Orleans, this one to Seattle, and the third to Chicago."
The gate agent rolled her eyes and said, "We can't do that!"
I immediately shot back, "Why? You did it last week."
What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
My first day as a car salesman...
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?
I don't know man I just fly the drones
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly...
...and as you can see, they were Wright
Hey, bug on my back, asked a fly. Are you a mite?
I mite be, giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. That's the worst joke I've ever heard!
Well, what did you expect? said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.
Stewardess
Yes, Sir?
I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep.
Captain, shut up and land the plane.
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud
a fly stayed on pence's head for a couple of minutes at tonight's debate
at least the fly knew when his two minutes were up.
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
A farmer was milking his cow
At one point, he noticed a fly buzzing in the cows' ear.
Shortly after the farmer looked down at the bucket and noticed a fly swimming in the milk.
"Huh," said the farmer. "In one ear, out the udder."
Go fly a kite
A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. However, every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing back down.
This goes on for awhile before his wife yells from the front door, "you need more tail!"
The father turns to his son and says, "I'll never understand your mother. Yesterday, I told her I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite."
What's the difference between a crow and a raven?
All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
"No, it kills them."
I thought of this joke this morning in the shower
A professional baseball team is at the airport flying home after a huge victory, and the team manager decides to splurge by buying first class tickets for everyone. Excited to fly in luxury, everyone boards the plane. The team quickly realizes, though, that they failed to reserve enough seats. Nobody is quite sure what to do, but eventually a rookie on the team stands up and shouts "put me in coach!"
Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?
I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..
Don't ask me I just fly the drone.
I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird.
I took a tern for the wurst.
Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other?
Its because one side has more geese.
This just in, giant fly attacking the city
The SWAT team has been called in to deal with the situation
Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?
Because he was Snow'den.
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little Johnny
Was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was l**... her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was s**... the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
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Two spiders are at another spiders f**....
"Peter was the most gentle spider I ever knew. He wouldn't hurt a fly."
"Yeah, that's true. Do you know what he died from?"
"Starvation."
A German, Italian, And Irishman are sitting at a bar...
when 3 flies fly into the room and into the 3 drinks.
The German puts down the drink, and says "i cant drink this!'
the Italian takes out the fly, and says "that's good enough for me" and continues drinking.
The Irishman starts vigorously shaking the fly, and yells "SPIT IT ALL OUT!!"
An Englishman, and Scotsman and an Irishman were having a pint...
and a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes away his pint and leaves. The Scotsman flicks the fly out and continues to drink his pint. The Irishman picks up the fly, holds it over the glass and yells "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?
"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
A drunk is walking around downtown...
When he walks up to a cop to complain that his car has been stolen.
The cop asks, "Well, where was the last place you saw it?"
The drunk says, "It was right here at the end of this key."
The cop says, "Well, I suggest you go over to the station house and fill out a report."
The drunk starts to walk away when the cop says, "Hey, before you go, you might want to zip your fly."
The drunk looks down and says, "Aw, man, they got my girl, too."
My paper aeroplane won't fly.
It's completely stationery.
What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home.
When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"
The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Stationary.
A dumb scientist is experimenting on a fly...
He pulls one leg off and says 'Fly, walk'. The fly walks.
He pulls the second leg off and says 'Fly, walk'. Again, the fly walks.
He continues until he gets to the last leg. Pulling it off, he says 'Fly, walk'. The fly does not walk. He repeats the command, but the fly does not shift a millimetre.
He scribbles down 'After removal of the 6th leg, the fly has become deaf'
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Christmas c**... joke: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because they can't afford the train!
Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"Why"? Putin asks
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, - I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet !!"
Why do you fly United early in the morning?
To beat the crowd.
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the f**... home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a p**... of chili, so he can tear my a**... up just one more time."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly.
Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
What's the difference between a Kindergarten and an ISIS stronghold?
I don't know, I just fly the drones
So this drunk guy stumbles up to a cop...
And says, excuse me officer I lost my car and the officer says, well where did you see it last?
Guy: it was right here on the end of my key
Officer: Alright well head down to the station and they'll set you up with the proper paperwork, but before you go, you might want to zip up your fly
The man looks down and says, Awww man they got my girl too!
3 bad dad jokes
I use these back to back to back all the time.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSHHHHHHHH
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The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up.
When it came to Johnny he said, I want to be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. I'll get me a b**..., and buy her a million-dollar apartment in Vegas, a Ferrari, a beach house in Miami, a jet to fly with, expensive jewelry and have s**... with her 3 times a day.
The teacher was lost for words and didn't know what to do, so she just proceeded along and asked Marie what she wanted to be.
Marie replied: "I'd like to be Johnny's b**...!!"
How do you tell male flies from female flies?
After dinner a wife comes into the kitchen and sees her husband sitting at the dinner table with a fly swatter and asks what he is doing.
Husband: I'm killing flies. I already got two male flies and three females.
Wife: How do you know whether they are male or female.
Husband: Well, I got two on my beer and three on my wallet.
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I called a s**... hotline in saudi arabia
they got excited and asked me if i could fly a plane
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An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walks into a bar
… and order a pint each.
A fly lands in the English mans beer and he pushes it away in disgust.
Another fly lands in the Irish mans beer but he drinks the beer with the fly in it.
A third fly lands the the Scots beer. He lifts up the fly in its tiny wings, shakes it, and yells: spit it out! Spit it out your little bastad .
After an extremely tense argument with my girlfriend, the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Things got a lot worse when I saw the grenade fly towards me.
She said she'll go out with me when pigs can fly
But she also said men were pigs, so I don't know what she's waiting for.
a joke that i saw in a youtube video a few years back
Two markets were flying in the the sky, when suddenly Market 1 stops and says "Wait a minute, markets don't fly", to which Market 2 responds "Oh, right" before falling down to the ground. Upon landing Market 2 looks up and sees Market 1 still up above, so he shouts "Why are you still flying? Markets don't fly!", so Market 1 shouts back to Market 2 "Ah, you see my friend, i am a Supermarket!"
I don't know why they need to specify that certain beef is ground beef...
... cause I've never seen a cow that could fly or swim
A man stumbles across an old lamp.....
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...
...they each order a pint. The Englishman gets his beer, looks at it and sees a fly in it. He immediately pushes the drink aside and demands a fresh pint. The Scotsman gets his drink and there's a fly in his. He calmly picks the fly out, flicks it aside and enjoys his drink. Finally, the Irishman gets his drink and there's a fly in his. He pulls it out, holds it by the wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out, you thief!"
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The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)
Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question…
Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?
None, replied Johnny. The rest would fly away.
Well, the answer is actually four, said the teacher. But I do like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny quickly replies… Well, I have a question for you… Say you spot three women eating ice cream cones. One is l**... her cone, the second is biting her cone and the third is s**... her cone. Which one of these women is married?
Well, says the teacher nervously, I guess I'd say the one s**... the cone.
No, says Little Johnny. The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married. But I like the way you're thinking.
A Bee on a Fly
(Disclaimer) this is a repost from something I saw a long time ago, so if someone could get a source that'd be very cool
A bee is riding on the back of a fly. The fly turns around, and asks, hey, are you a bee?
In which the bee replies, I might bee.
The fly then says, dude, that's the worst pun I have ever heard.
The bee responds, I know man, I made it up on the fly.
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Blonde Co-Pilot
This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out for help.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! First, give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "repeat after me: Our Father...Who art in Heaven....."
Imagine how someone from a thousand years ago would respond if you told them that in the future there will be giant metal birds that fly people around the world?
Don't you mean across?
A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day...
It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.
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How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
A cut above the rest
Once upon a time a powerful emperor of the rising sun advertised for a new chief samurai. Three men applied, A Japanese samurai, A Chinese swordsman And a Jewish samurai. The three met with the emperor to see who would get the job. "Japanese Samurai Show me your skill", the Japanese samurai stepped forward and released a fly from a box and the Japanese samurai cut the fly in two. "very impressive" said the emperor. "Chinese Swordsman Show me your stuff", the Chinese man stepped forth and released a fly from its box and with two swings of his swords cut the fly neatly into Quarters. "A marvelous feat" the Chinese swordsman was pleased. "How are you going to top that Jewish samurai?" The Jewish Samurai stepped forth and released his fly from a box, and with a mighty blow swepped his sword through the air and the fly continued to fly about. "what kind of skill is that? the fly isn't dead" the emperor laughed. "dead is easy" the Jewish samurai replied "Circumcision... now that takes skill".
I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper
"Don`t be silly", she replied, "you can borrow my ipad".
That fly never knew what hit it.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
I'll see myself out.
