Fly Insect Jokes

Funniest Fly Insect Short Jokes

Short fly insect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fly insect humour may include short insect jokes also.

1. I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded I think it was a jihaddy longlegs
2. I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect. I told him, "I think your fly is open."
3. The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects... ...but he did one on the fly.
4. Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Calm down sir, it's the near future and insects are our only sustainable protein source.
   (cautionary joke)
5. Today I heard about a specific set of insects that appreciate a good directional indicator. Apparently, time flies like an arrow.
   Also, fruit flies like a banana.

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Fly Insect One Liners

Which fly insect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fly insect? I can suggest the ones about fruit flies and fly swatter.

1. Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!
2. What do you call an insect that is into electronic music? A house fly.
3. Why did the Insect MMA manager get nervous? His fly was down.
4. I love insect jokes I can make them on the fly
5. (OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you? A frisbee.
6. Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee
7. A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs.
8. What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
9. Today I outran a flying insect that stunk of u**.... That was a Pee Bee.

Fly Insect Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fly insect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beetle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fly insect pranks.