The Best 27 Flute Jokes

Following is our collection of Flute jokes which are very funny. There are some flute instrument jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flute musicians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Flute Jokes and Puns

How do you make a flute player a percussionist?

Put another useless stick in their hand.

Just some jokes about musicians.

How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.

How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.

How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Music-related limerick

A tutor who taught on the flute,

tried to teach two young tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it harder to toot or,

to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Flute joke, Music-related limerick

Woman walks around claiming to be a flute.

Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!

What's a pedophile's favorite musical score?

The Magic Flute in A Minor


What was the pedophile's favorite opera?

The Magic Flute in A Minor

credit to Family Guy

My wife is kind of lazy

We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.

"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."

"What, play the flute?" I asked.

"No, sit down all day."

Flute joke, My wife is kind of lazy

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What symphony is a pedophiles favorite?

Mozarts' Flute in A minor

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?

An Inconvenient Flute.

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What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker

Dress makers tuck up frills

What's the difference between a flute and a prostitute?

Nothing, they both get fingered and are never cheap.

Man was lying nude

Man was lying nude on the beach. A Sexy babe starts playing
TABLA
on his butts.

Man: 'what r u doing ?'

Girl 'Playing TABLA '

Man turns other side & said,' can u play the flute '

When I was in college my nickname was "Flute"

Because when girls blew me it was lightly, and with remorse.

My friend made a flute out of a carrot...

It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played.

My other friend, who's a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.

Flute joke, My friend made a flute out of a carrot...

Whats Kevin Spacey's Favorite Opera?

The Magic Flute .... in a minor.

So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a nude beach.



A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.

Then the geezer flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, Why don't you play the flute instead of the bongos?

Phone Provider: The next call representative will be available in 10-15

Flute Solos


What do you call a gay asian flute?

A frute

I finally have the chance to star in Mozart's The Magic Flute.

It's such a great opera-tunity.

What's a band conductor's favorite cereal?

Flute loops.

I kinda stole this

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none

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What do a flute and a vampire prostitute have in common?

They both blow sharp.

Ten years ago bought a rare antique flute for $1,000...

It was a sound investment.

My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.

It's part of her minstrel cycle.

We've all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette?

They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras.

And one of the cobras is deaf.

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