Flute Jokes

36 flute jokes and hilarious flute puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flute that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover hilarious flute jokes, from what a douche flute sounds like, to why treble and trombone are not allowed to talk. Whether you play flute, clarinet, or harmonica, these jokes are sure to make you laugh.

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Funniest Flute Short Jokes

Short flute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flute humour may include short violin fiddle jokes also.

  1. My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
  2. Music-related limerick A tutor who taught on the flute,
    tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
    Said the two to the tutor,
    "Is it harder to toot or,
    to tutor two tooters to toot?"
  3. What did The Magic Flute opera singer say when his son asked him whether his putting on a costume loaded with feathers meant that he was a homosexual? Papa gay? No!
  4. We've all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette? They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras.
    And one of the cobras is deaf.
  5. A Tutor Who Tooted A tutor who tooted the flute 
    Tried to tutor two tooters to toot 
    Said the two to the tutor 
    Is it tougher to toot 
    Or to tutor two tooters to toot?
  6. What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills
  7. I dreamt that I was performing a flute solo in my underwear. I was the flute of the room, in my fruit of the loom.
  8. When I was in college my nickname was "Flute" Because when girls blew me it was lightly, and with remorse.
  9. I finally have the chance to star in Mozart's The Magic Flute. It's such a great opera-tunity.
  10. What's the difference between a flute and a p**...? Nothing, they both get fingered and are never cheap.

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Flute One Liners

Which flute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flute? I can suggest the ones about saxophone and violins.

  1. Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.
  2. How do you make a flute player a percussionist? Put another useless stick in their hand.
  3. How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor.
  4. What's a band conductor's favorite cereal? Flute loops.
  5. Phone Provider: The next call representative will be available in 10-15 Flute Solos
  6. Whats Kevin Spacey's Favorite Opera? The Magic Flute .... in a minor.
  7. Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor
  8. What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called? An Inconvenient Flute.
  9. Ten years ago bought a rare antique flute for $1,000... It was a sound investment.
  10. What do you call a gay asian flute? A frute
  11. My girlfriend is like a flute She also got some holes
  12. What do you call a green and gold Spiderman villain who plays the flute? Electro Tull
  13. I bought a $30 flute for $20 How?
    I only got two thirds of the flute
  14. What do a flute and a vampire p**... have in common? They both blow sharp.

Flute joke, What do a flute and a vampire p**... have in common?

Fun-Filled Flute Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about flute you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trombone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flute pranks.

So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a n**... beach.

A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.
Then the g**... flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, Why don't you play the flute instead of the bongos?

Just some jokes about musicians.

How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

My wife is kind of lazy

We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.
"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."
"What, play the flute?" I asked.
"No, sit down all day."

My friend made a flute out of a carrot...

It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played.
My other friend, who's a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.

I kinda stole this

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none
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Man was lying n**...

Man was lying n**... on the beach. A s**... babe starts playing
on his butts.
Man: 'what r u doing ?'
Girl 'Playing TABLA '
Man turns other side & said,' can u play the flute '

Flute joke, What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?