Flurry Jokes
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Flurry Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good flurry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An artist lives next to a Marsh.
Twice a week, he goes out and collects the clam shells in the marsh to use in his art. One day, he visits a fellow artist and the two compare their works as usual. Suddenly, a gang of bandits breaks into the house to steal art, but before anyone else could react the first artist launches a furious flurry of kicks and punches that quickly incapacitates all the robbers.
"Incredible!" Goes his friend, "I never realised you were so well trained in combat!"
"Well you should," the first artist replied, "considering you already know I am a marsh shell artist."
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It was Tracy's first day at the aviary
And she was put in charge of the cassowary enclosure. She only looked away for a second, but that was enough time for one of them to escape! Tracy looked back and saw a flurry of wings and feathers as the great beast fled the area. She chased after it and heard in the distance a great commotion and the sound of terrified screams. She approached the scene and with horror observed two men, bloodied and mangled.
Tracy's manager came running up to her and witnessed the massacre.
"Do you have any idea who these men are? That one there is Keith Richards," yelled the manager, "and that one there is m**... Jagger!"
"Tracy, you've killed two Stones with one bird!"
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