Fluorine Jokes
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I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.
But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
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You seem to be a Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium
Because you're a real Mo Th Er f**... Er
Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?
Because it was extremely reactive
I identify as a proton of Fluorine
I stay positive despite my electronegativity
My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem:
Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated
Have you ever poured fluorine on cesium?
I've heard it's a blast
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