Fluorescent Jokes
6 fluorescent jokes and hilarious fluorescent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fluorescent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good fluorescent joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.
Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Because they don't know the words.
If you drink that fluorescent liquid there's inside those party bracelets you can predict the future
My friend just drank 5 of them and said he was going to die, 2 hours later he was dead.
Walked into a dry cleaners the other day and I was amazed.
The chap behind the counter had fluorescent blue gel like hands. To my further amazement, he was using them as detergent on the clothes.
I said, excuse me sir, may I ask you to hold my bag whilst I take a photo of your appendages?! I feel like the internet would be amazed at this
He said I can't sorry, my hands are tide
Did you hear about the party at the fluorescent bulb store?
It was lit af
what do you use to light up a floor?
a fluorescent light
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