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My buddy just came to me all depressed and said My son flunked the third grade, and I just don't know how to break it to him.

So I said well…probably better tell him pretty slowly, so the little d**... will get it."

Two scientists walk into a bar

I'll have H20 says the 1st.
I'll have H20, too says the 2nd.
The bartender doesn't have a clue what they want because he flunked out of high school, and started working at a bar.

I once flunked out of executioner school.

I couldn't get the hang of it.

People tell me "Alcohol isn't a solution"

But why should I listen to someone who clearly flunked chemistry?

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes...

"Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."
I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."

My Australian friend flunked 2 music classes, but said he'd only re-taken one.

I asked him, "so, which didgeridoo?"

They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.

1600 out of 2000 high school seniors flunked their math exam in my city.

That's almost half!

My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

Flunked joke, My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.


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Flunked joke, My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Flunked joke, My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.