Fluids Jokes

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A husband and wife...

Were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.

My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids...

but he tells me that he can stop any time.

I don't want to say my sex life is bad but...

...the only time my wife and i mix body fluids is if she doesn't flush before I pee.

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"You know, honey, when i'm old and very ill, i don't want to live like a vegetable..

i don't want to depend on any machine or any other fluids that are supposed to keep me alive". As i said that to her, she looked at me dearly, then she went on to confiscate my phone, laptop and flushed down the toilet all the beer i had.

The reason I check my hair and my general appearance so often, is because of this one bad day. I can't even say I remember it, but I am told my hair was a mess, I was covered with unspeakable fluids, had trouble breathing, couldn't even stand, and I cried in front of everyone.

I'm still trying to live down the day I was born.

I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...

So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..

There is new term for waking up in prison, covered in various bodily fluids

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A radioactive spillage some years ago in the USA has irradiated cattle to such a degree that population numbers are now going out of control.

A young man asks at President Trump's press conference about the issue, "Mr. President, won't there be contamination if these animals are wounded? Their fluids will be heavily irradiated and could spread to other life."

Trump replies, "Don't worry, my boy, there has been an investigation into the matter of bloodless killing over the past few years."

"What were the findings?"

"No cull ooze, son."

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