Fluid Mechanics Jokes
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A mechanic was secretly drinking brake fluid at the garage where he worked. On some days he would even drink a whole pint of the stuff. One day his boss found out and confronted him about it.
The mechanic said It won't become a problem, boss, I swear I can stop whenever I want!
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.
My mechanic thinks i'm in denial over my brake fluid leak.
But he's wrong; I can stop any time i want.
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Nothing gets p**... wet like a Navier-Stokes equation.
It's not called fluid mechanics for nothing.
A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."
What do you call a mechanics tears?
Blinker Fluid
Brake Fluid
A mechanic was working under a car when some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. At first he spit it out, but he found that the aftertaste was not tha bad. He continued working under the car when some more brake fluid found its way into his mouth. This time he swallowed. He really liked the taste of brake fluid! Soon enough, his coworkers found him drinking brake fluid from a cup in the shop. "I don't think that's safe" a concerned coworker pleaded. "You should not be drinking anymore brake fluid, dude" another said. "Don't worry" the mechanic assured them, "I can stop anytime!".
One day an auto mechanic was working under a car...
and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth.
"Wow," he thought to himself. "That stuff tastes good!"
The next day he told a friend about his amazing discovery.
"It's really good," he said. "I think I'll have a little more today."
His friend was concerned but didn't say anything. The next day the mechanic told his friend he'd drunk an entire cup full of the brake fluid.
"It's great stuff!"
A few days later he was up to a bottle a day. And now his friend was really worried.
"Don't you know brake fluid is toxic? It's very bad for you," said the friend. "You'd better stop drinking it."
"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time."
3 engineers are arguing about what kind of engineer God is......
and the mechanical engineer says, "Just look at the muscular system, all the fluid dynamics and joints. God was clearly a mechanical engineer." To which the electrical engineer says. "No, no, no, just look at the nervous system! The way impulses are sent all over the body and how the brain stores information; God was clearly an electrical engineer." "I'm sorry guys, God was a civil engineer. " says the civil engineer. " No one else would run a waste disposal pipeline right through the entertainment district."
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