They're both leaking tranny fluid.
I can stop whenever I want
Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.
But i can stop any time i want.
One US leader.
I can stop any time I want.
...just can't stop.
I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.
He says he can stop at any time
but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants.
I guess the good thing is at least he can stop whenever he wants
My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to.
1 US Leader.
Big mistake.
...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.
My friend Todd tried it. He said he was going to die, and then he did.
But it's not so bad, i can stop anytime!
They've been training with fluid launching cannons since the day they were born.
I'll show myself out.
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"
He says he can stop anytime he wants
It accepts any size piston, it is self-lubricating, and it does it's own fluid change once a month. It's just a shame that the management system can be so temperamental.
so he takes it to the closest garage. Mechanic says he'll check it out, and to come back in a half hour. The penguin sees a Dairy Queen, strolls over, and buys himself a vanilla cone. Being a penguin, without hands, he makes quite a mess, getting ice cream all over himself. When he gets back to check on his car, the mechanic looks up, shakes his head, and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "Na, it's just ice cream."
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
"No I don't! I can stop anytime I want!"
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases.
This model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth.
"Wow," he thought to himself. "That stuff tastes good!"
The next day he told a friend about his amazing discovery.
"It's really good," he said. "I think I'll have a little more today."
His friend was concerned but didn't say anything. The next day the mechanic told his friend he'd drunk an entire cup full of the brake fluid.
"It's great stuff!"
A few days later he was up to a bottle a day. And now his friend was really worried.
"Don't you know brake fluid is toxic? It's very bad for you," said the friend. "You'd better stop drinking it."
"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time."
He said he could stop at anytime.
Because then it would be Seminole fluid.
He insists that he can stop at any time
We both know who's making the decision...
He insists he can stop at anytime.
and the mechanical engineer says, "Just look at the muscular system, all the fluid dynamics and joints. God was clearly a mechanical engineer." To which the electrical engineer says. "No, no, no, just look at the nervous system! The way impulses are sent all over the body and how the brain stores information; God was clearly an electrical engineer." "I'm sorry guys, God was a civil engineer. " says the civil engineer. " No one else would run a waste disposal pipeline right through the entertainment district."
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