The Best 69 Fluid Jokes

Following is our collection of Fluid jokes which are very funny. There are some fluid viscosity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fluid transmission puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fluid Jokes and Puns

Science Joke

A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."

So I have this friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid...

but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants.

What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common?

You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke.

Fluid joke, What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common?

Oh man, I've got this mate thats addicted to drinking brake fluid.

He thinks he can stop at anytime.

Why are the majority of firefighters men?

They've been training with fluid launching cannons since the day they were born.

I'll show myself out.


Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

A penguin notices his car is leaking fluid...

so he takes it to the closest garage. Mechanic says he'll check it out, and to come back in a half hour. The penguin sees a Dairy Queen, strolls over, and buys himself a vanilla cone. Being a penguin, without hands, he makes quite a mess, getting ice cream all over himself. When he gets back to check on his car, the mechanic looks up, shakes his head, and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "Na, it's just ice cream."

Fluid joke, A penguin notices his car is leaking fluid...

Murphy–Snowden Law of Fluid Dynamics

Everything leaks out eventually.

My brother is addicted to break fluid...

But he says he can stop any time.

Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop at anytime.

I know a guy addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop at any time

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Did you hear about all the students who are using brake fluid to get high?

The teachers aren't too worried about it. The students can stop anytime.

It's not a problem

I know this guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

But it's OK he can stop whenever he wants.

A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...

Three scientists visit the beach, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist.

The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.

The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.

The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."

Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday?

He's ok he can stop whenever he wants.

Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid?

He says he can stop anytime.

Fluid joke, Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid?

I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.

Big mistake.

I saw a man drinking brake fluid.

But then he stopped.

I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time.


I just drank another bottle of brake fluid.

My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to.

My dog had a tick once,

Someone recommended i try the "lighter fluid and match" trick, it definitely worked as my dog never got a tick again. But man, I sure do miss my dog.

I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid.

However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime.

I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid

He said he could stop anytime.

I'm not sure what gender fluid is...

...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...

...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future.

Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.

My family insists i am addicted to drinking brake fluid.

But i can stop any time i want.

My wife accused me of being addicted to drinking brake fluid.

I said I can stop any time I want.

I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid...

I can stop whenever I want

I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime he wants

It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University.

Because then it would be Seminole fluid.

I'm not addicted to drinking brake fluid....

I can stop any time I want.

A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist go to the beach...

The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"

Two guys were just arrested.

I just saw on the news that two guys have been arrested in the city centre. One was drinking battery fluid and the other was chewing fireworks. One of them was charged but the other was let off.

I know a guy addicted to drinking brake fluid...

I'm worried about him, but he insists he can stop anytime.

"Jimmy, I think you have a brake fluid problem."

"No I don't! I can stop anytime I want!"

Did you know that drinking the fluid in a magic 8-ball will let you see the future?

I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.

A recent study shows that 9 out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid...

...just can't stop.

Why Did The Queen Wear Black Gloves To Princess Diana's Funeral?

The white ones were covered in brake fluid.

My doctor told me to stop drinking brake fluid because I was too addicted

I told him I could stop at any time.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US leader.

What does a water bottle identify as?

Gender fluid.

I'm addicted to brake fluid

But it's not so bad, i can stop anytime!

[meta*] surprising new science shows that the way humans understand jokes can be acurately modelled by fluid dynamics

let that sink in.

My friend has become addicted to brake fluid ...

He claims he can stop anytime.

It's a good thing the popular sports drink was invented at Florida instead of Florida State...

Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .

What does a 4 year old gender fluid child and a vegan cat have in common?

We both know who's making the decision...

In Spanish the gender of the word for water changes depending on if it is singular or plural. El Agua, Las Aguas.

I guess that means it is gender fluid.

I once knew someone addicted to drinking breaking fluid

He insisted he could stop anytime

I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid....

He insists that he can stop at any time

My girflriend was telling me about this guy on Strange Addictions who drinks a gallon of brake fluid every day

I guess the good thing is at least he can stop whenever he wants

At a gender reveal party, a box is lifted to reveal a glass of water.

The crowd goes wild and break
into a thunderous applause.

The gender is fluid.

Help! My brother has developed an addiction to drinking brake fluid.

Our family is worried but he says it's okay because he can stop whenever he wants.

What do LGBT people drink?

Gender Fluid

What group of people do airport security absolutely forbid from coming on planes?

Gender fluid.

I got addicted to brake fluid...

... but I can stop anytime I want.

A local man is addicted to brake fluid...

Says he can stop at any time....

What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water. Butane is lighter fluid

Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

Which one is heavier? A gallon of water or butane?

A gallon of water because butane is lighter fluid.

My wife said she's leaving me cause I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

But I know I can stop any time I want

I have a drinking problem.

I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.

But don't worry, I can stop at any time.

Carrying water isn't very hard

But carrying lighter fluid is easier

It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State

Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.

Local man reportedly addicted to brake fluid,

Says he can stop whenever he wants.

I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.

I just can't seem to stop.

Water is heavier than butane because...

Butane is a lighter fluid.

A mate of mine just told me that he has been drinking brake fluid!

I told him how dangerous that is and how it could kill him if he keeps it up, but he said he can stop anytime he likes.

I don't know how to help my friend....

I don't know how to help my friend.... he's addicted to drinking brake fluid.







When I confront him he just tells me he "can stop any time he wants."

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