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A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."
but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants.
You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke.
He thinks he can stop at anytime.
They've been training with fluid launching cannons since the day they were born.
I'll show myself out.
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
so he takes it to the closest garage. Mechanic says he'll check it out, and to come back in a half hour. The penguin sees a Dairy Queen, strolls over, and buys himself a vanilla cone. Being a penguin, without hands, he makes quite a mess, getting ice cream all over himself. When he gets back to check on his car, the mechanic looks up, shakes his head, and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "Na, it's just ice cream."
Everything leaks out eventually.
But he says he can stop any time.
He said he could stop at anytime.
He says he can stop at any time
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The teachers aren't too worried about it. The students can stop anytime.
I know this guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
But it's OK he can stop whenever he wants.
Three scientists visit the beach, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist.
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
He's ok he can stop whenever he wants.
He says he can stop anytime.
Big mistake.
But then he stopped.
My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to.
Someone recommended i try the "lighter fluid and match" trick, it definitely worked as my dog never got a tick again. But man, I sure do miss my dog.
However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime.
He said he could stop anytime.
...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.
...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.
Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.
But i can stop any time i want.
I said I can stop any time I want.
I can stop whenever I want
He says he can stop anytime he wants
Because then it would be Seminole fluid.
I can stop any time I want.
The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"
I just saw on the news that two guys have been arrested in the city centre. One was drinking battery fluid and the other was chewing fireworks. One of them was charged but the other was let off.
I'm worried about him, but he insists he can stop anytime.
"No I don't! I can stop anytime I want!"
I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.
...just can't stop.
The white ones were covered in brake fluid.
I told him I could stop at any time.
One US leader.
Gender fluid.
But it's not so bad, i can stop anytime!
let that sink in.
He claims he can stop anytime.
Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .
We both know who's making the decision...
I guess that means it is gender fluid.
He insisted he could stop anytime
He insists that he can stop at any time
I guess the good thing is at least he can stop whenever he wants
The crowd goes wild and break
into a thunderous applause.
The gender is fluid.
Our family is worried but he says it's okay because he can stop whenever he wants.
Gender Fluid
Gender fluid.
... but I can stop anytime I want.
Says he can stop at any time....
The water. Butane is lighter fluid
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
A gallon of water because butane is lighter fluid.
But I know I can stop any time I want
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.
But don't worry, I can stop at any time.
But carrying lighter fluid is easier
Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
Says he can stop whenever he wants.
I just can't seem to stop.
Butane is a lighter fluid.
I told him how dangerous that is and how it could kill him if he keeps it up, but he said he can stop anytime he likes.
I don't know how to help my friend.... he's addicted to drinking brake fluid.
When I confront him he just tells me he "can stop any time he wants."
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