The Best 22 Fluffy Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fluffy jokes. There are some fluffy wittle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fluffy ferocious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fluffy Jokes and Puns

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Pink Fluff...

What's pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff

What's Blue and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff holding it's breath.

(My niece told me this)

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

Fluffy joke, What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

What is white, fluffy and naps idly on the field?

A sleep.

Did yiu hear about the new controversial show on animal planet? It shows these fluffy, cute puppies and kittens after they're dead.

It's called awww-topsy.


What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

I made scrambled huevos today that are so light and fluffy an insect could use them as a boat.

In other words, egg-sail-ant.

Fluffy joke, I made scrambled huevos today that are so light and fluffy an insect could use them as a boat.

A blind rabbit and a blind slug

A blind rabbit and a blind slug are moving through the woods until the two of them bump into each other.

The slug reaches out, touches the rabbit, and says "You're soft and fluffy. You must be a rabbit."

The rabbit reaches out, touches the slug, and says "You're cold and slimy. You must be a politician."

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

My cat passed.

RIP Fluffy McMittens

2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016

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Whats white, fluffy and beats it's chest?

A Meringue-utang

A first grade teacher was trying to teach her students about animals

She said "What does the fat Cow give us?"
Her students shouted out "Milk!" Unanimously.
She then said "Well done! Now, what does the fluffy chicken give us?"
Her students responded with "Eggs!"
She then said "Good work! Now for the last question. What does the big pig give us?"
Her students paused for a moment and they all shouted "Homework!"

A meeting with my therapist

Therapist: How do you feel?

Me: With my hands.

Therapist: Do you deflect a lot?

Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me...

I love my neighbor's asian food

She pays me to walk him, and he's so fluffy and adorable

What's green and fluffy?

Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Fluffy joke, What's green and fluffy?

Was in the local bakery and saw this white fluffy thing flying around

I suspect it was a meringue-utan

What's pink, fluffy and hasn't moved in years.

Freddy Mercury's slippers.

Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.


A little girl walk into a pet shop...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a bunny. The worker says the fluffy white one or the fluffy brown one ? The girl then says, I don't think my python really cares.

Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

My cat peed on my brand new expensive backpack so I had to throw it away.

I'll miss you, Fluffy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fluffy fuzzy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fluffy plush piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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