A guy met a girl at a nightclub and she invited him
back to her place for the night. She still lived with
her parents, but they were out of town, so this was
the perfect opportunity.
They got back to her house and they went into her bedroom.
When guy walked in the door, he noticed all sorts of
fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them; fluffy toys
on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf
and window sill - there's more on the floor, and of
course fluffy toys all over the bed.
Later, after they've had sex, the guy turned to her
and asked, "So, how was I?"
She replied, "Well, you can take anything from the bottom
shelf."
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
What's Blue and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff holding it's breath.
(My niece told me this)
Red fluff, if you're color blind.
Women
Pink fluff holding it's breath.
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