Fluctuations Jokes
14 fluctuations jokes and hilarious fluctuations puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fluctuations that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fluctuations Short Jokes
Short fluctuations jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fluctuations humour may include short mood swings jokes also.
- Doctor: your son is in a stable condition... doctor: it's so stable, it will never fluctuate again.
- what does Trump's manhood and net worth have in common? They both fluctuate depending on how he feels that day.
- How do you keep track of the multiple religions fluctuating their need for more and more of your time? With a Varying Degrees of Differen-Culty Chart.
- The Chinese premier makes a phone call to Donald Trump in order to discuss the economy "Mr Trump, what's happening to the world markets?"
"Fluctuations"
"Well fluc you Americans too" - What medical specialty will start to experience large fluctuations in income from payers? Eurology
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Fluctuations One Liners
Which fluctuations one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fluctuations? I can suggest the ones about unstable and hesitation.
- My friend is never affected by fluctuating gas prices. He never fills for more than $30.
- My s**... attraction to the ocean fluctuates.. .. you know, it comes in waves.
Entertaining Fluctuations Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about fluctuations you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean contractions jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fluctuations pranks.
An Asian woman goes to the bank...
An Asian woman goes to the bank to exchange the currency for dollars. A , week after that she goes again and gets less dollars for the same currency.
She then asks the teller "why did i get less money this time?".. the teller says "fluctuations" ...
she looks at him and says "fluc-u-americans"..before walking away
A frightened investor goes to his financial planner and asks if he’s at all worried about the volatility of the markets these days.
The planner replies that he sure does! In fact, he says that he sleeps like a baby.
The frightened investor was amazed!
"Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"
"Yup! I sleep for a couple of hours, and then I wake up and I cry for a couple of hours."
An Japanese man walks into a bank...
... and goes up to the teller. Even though he is new to speaking English, he says, "I wish to exchange 400 of my currency for US dollars. The teller proceeds to do so and they politely part ways. A few days pass and the Japanese man again walks into the bank, again to exchange the same amount currency. This time though, the teller hands him less than the previous exchange. Confused, he asked the teller, "Why have you given me less dollars than before?"
"Fluctuations," replies the teller, " the markets have changed."
"Fluctuations? FLUCTUATIONS!" The Japanese man exclaims, " Fluctu-Americans, too!"
A Chinese man goes into a bank ...
... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes $180. Will that be all today, sir?"
The Chinese man glares suspiciously at the teller, "Hey, how come I come he'a last week wit' same amount yuan, you give me 200 dollah; I come he'a today, you only give me 180 dollah?"
The teller politely goes into the short version of how currency exchanges work and recent changes in the market.
Being mostly satisfied but still a little skeptical the Chinese man asks, "What you mean by 'changes'?"
The teller says, "I'm sorry, I should've said 'fluctuations'."
The Chinese man yells back, "*Fluctuations*? Hey, FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher.
When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by.
No kids, however, could offer her a solution.
Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation."
The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's s**...! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
