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Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather

He can't read it anyway

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The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd.

They've left those kids a loan.

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Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight

Oh wait

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage.

He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.

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What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

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Oh, Floyd!

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''
''Yes, what can I do for you?''
''I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.''
''Thank you very much for the call, sir.''
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood... only to find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house.
''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd... Did the Sheriff come by?''
''Yeah!''
'' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!''
Merry Christmas, buddy!''

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What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common?

Their biggest hit was the wall.

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Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common

Both their greatest hits was the wall

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Why Floyd Mayweather can't get his daughter to go to bed

Floyd's daughter: Hey Daddy, can i stay up and watch TV?

Floyd Mayweather: No it's past your bedtime and you're suppose to go to sleep

Floyd's daughter: Well can you at least read me a bedtime story until i fall asleep?

Floyd Mayweather: Fine you can watch TV as long as you want

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I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

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An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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What's The Same About Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall

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I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd

"We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

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What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall

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Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes?

To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

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Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Ronda Rousey says she'd beat Floyd Mayweather in a 'no rules fight'.

Mayweather says he'd beat Rousey if they were married

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I don't need therapy

What I need is these squirrels to stop singing Pink Floyd.

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What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight?

Floyd Aprilweather

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What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album?

Dark side of the moon.

You sick bastard.

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How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar?

Both's greatest hit was The Wall

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Did you hear about that guy from Pink Floyd exposing himself to all those shoppers?

All in all it's just another dick in the mall.

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Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and Floyd Mayweather Jr in queue at the bank?

Punchline

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What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

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Why Mayberry RFD was such a pleasant place

Just think of how idyllic and peaceful the whole community was.

What did the main characters all have in common? Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Gomer, Floyd the barber, Helen, Clara Jean, Aunt Bea, Goober, Harold......they were all SINGLE.

The only married character was Otis, and he was drunk all the time!

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How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb?

Because he can't tell the time.

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I saw a glory hole when I went to the toilet at a Pink Floyd concert. That might have been strange for many people, but for me it was just...

Another dick in the wall.

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Rednecks brainstorm

Floyd and Earl are relaxing by the camp fire and Floyd asks Earl "Hey Earl you old goat, would you fuck a bear for 50$?" Earl says "Sure but I don't have 50$"

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their greatest hits are on the wall.

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What are the most funny Floyd jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Floyd? Well, here are the best Floyd dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Floyd pick up lines to share with friends.

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