Floyd Jokes

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Best Short Floyd Jokes

These are our top floyd puns. Have fun with a good floyd joke in English with simple floyd humour.

1. The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan.
2. Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other's garden. This means Roger Waters Robert's Plants.
3. What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
4. Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.
5. What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track
6. Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and floyd mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria. If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.
7. I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights... The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.
8. An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last biggest hit was The Wall
9. I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos
   "All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
10. What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these floyd jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of floyd puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Floyd One Liners

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1. Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway
2. Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait
3. What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
4. How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle
5. What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common? The wall.
6. Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common Both their greatest hits was the wall
7. What's The Same About Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall
8. Floyd Mayweather, Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury were waiting in a queue. (Punchline)
9. What does Dale Earnhardt have in common with Pink Floyd? His last big hit was the wall.
10. What did the vegan say when he heard about George Floyd? i'm vegan
11. What is Pink Floyd's gender pronoun Us/them.
12. How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike? Their last big hit was The Wall.
13. I don't need therapy What I need is these squirrels to stop singing Pink Floyd.
14. What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their number one hit was The Wall
15. What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather

Pink Floyd Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink floyd jokes and even better pink floyd puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Their biggest hits were all "The Wall"
• Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
• What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits is 'The Wall'
• How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related? Their last greatest hit was The Wall.
• What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.
• If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don't match up at all It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy
• How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall
• What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
• What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall
• What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd Because he don't need no education....

Floyd Mayweather Jokes

Here is a list of funny floyd mayweather jokes and even better floyd mayweather puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and Floyd Mayweather Jr in queue at the bank? Punchline
• Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that "Toes Go in First."
• Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
• Ronda Rousey says she'd beat Floyd Mayweather in a 'no rules fight'. Mayweather says he'd beat Rousey if they were married
• How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time.
• "Have you ever seen a mailbox before?" asked my postman sarcastically. I said, "Yes. Floyd Mayweather."
• Floyd Mayweather's favourite game... What's Floyd Mayweather's favourite game?
  Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck...
• What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves.
• So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on
• What did Floyd Mayweather's wife say about his recent victory? Beats me.

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