Floyd Jokes

Following is our collection of randy humor and santana one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Floyd puns for adults, dirty cletus jokes or clean undefeated gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Floyd

Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather

He can't read it anyway

The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd.

They've left those kids a loan.

Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight

Oh wait

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage.

He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.

What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

Oh, Floyd!

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''
''Yes, what can I do for you?''
''I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.''
''Thank you very much for the call, sir.''
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood... only to find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house.
''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd... Did the Sheriff come by?''
'' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!''
Merry Christmas, buddy!''

What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common?

The wall.

Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common

Both their greatest hits was the wall

Why Floyd Mayweather can't get his daughter to go to bed

Floyd's daughter: Hey Daddy, can i stay up and watch TV?

Floyd Mayweather: No it's past your bedtime and you're suppose to go to sleep

Floyd's daughter: Well can you at least read me a bedtime story until i fall asleep?

Floyd Mayweather: Fine you can watch TV as long as you want

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What's The Same About Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall

I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd

"We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall

Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes?

To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Ronda Rousey says she'd beat Floyd Mayweather in a 'no rules fight'.

Mayweather says he'd beat Rousey if they were married

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits is 'The Wall'

What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album?

Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.

How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related?

Their last greatest hit was The Wall.

I don't need therapy

What I need is these squirrels to stop singing Pink Floyd.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their number one hit was The Wall

What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight?

Floyd Aprilweather

How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar?

Both's greatest hit was The Wall

Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and Floyd Mayweather Jr in queue at the bank?


What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Why Mayberry RFD was such a pleasant place

Just think of how idyllic and peaceful the whole community was.

What did the main characters all have in common? Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Gomer, Floyd the barber, Helen, Clara Jean, Aunt Bea, Goober, Harold......they were all SINGLE.

The only married character was Otis, and he was drunk all the time!

What did the vegan say when he heard about George Floyd?

i'm vegan

How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb?

Because he can't tell the time.

Floyd Mayweather's favourite game...

What's Floyd Mayweather's favourite game?

Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck...

"Have you ever seen a mailbox before?" asked my postman sarcastically.

I said, "Yes. Floyd Mayweather."

What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss?

He couldn't read his opponent's moves.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

Because he don't need no education....

What is an octopus's favorite band?

Ink Floyd

I'm so sorry

What did Floyd Mayweather's wife say about his recent victory?

Beats me.

Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0...

They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife.

Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together?

Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.

Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ...

Because he definitely can't read them

So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather

Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on

I think Ronda Rousey would be at a disadvantage if she fought Floyd Mayweather.

Mayweather has had practice beating women

Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight.

He said "I don't tend to read into things"

AMA request: Floyd Mayweather

I wonder if he'll see this

I want to get high, but I don't have any drugs. Oh, I know!

Alexa, play Pink Floyd.

What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio?

We don't need no renovation.

How did Floyd Mayweathers wife find out that he was cheating?

She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

It's not fair to put Floyd in an Octagon with Connor.

Floyd couldn't study a book, nvm mixed martial arts.

Pink Floyd is having trouble funding a remastered version of "The Wall"

They're making Mexico pay for it

What does Floyd Mayweather do when he's not boxing?


Why can't Floyd Mayweather Jr drink pints quickly?

Because he's only a lightweight.

What do Bruce Jenner and Floyd Mayweather, have in common?

They have both been punched in the ring a lot.

What do you call a Floyd Mayweather with no job?

Unemfloyd Mayweather.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their last big hits were....wait a second...this joke doesnt work anymore.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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