Flown Jokes
21 flown jokes and hilarious flown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flown Short Jokes
Short flown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flown humour may include short flew jokes also.
- As the plane took off, the pilot turned to the co-pilot and said, Have you ever flown solo? Co-pilot: No. Typically I fly much higher than this.
- Dad joke for my birthday I just opened my birthday card from my Dad...
"How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday" - Some said Trump would be elected when pigs fly... Of course the irony now is, they're not only flying, they're being flown by Air Force One.
- Frequent Flier Miles If my hand could generate them I'd have flown around the world twice by now.
- Santa deliver Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer - On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"? To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".
- If I was a pilot... If I was a pilot, I'd say funny stuff to my wife, like "wow this year has FLOWN by!" We'd laugh and laugh, and she'd continue cheating on me.
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Flown One Liners
Which flown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flown? I can suggest the ones about flying and pilot flew.
- Peter Pan has flown to all of the countries in the world... but never Netherlands
- After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
- p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died. Flags will be flown at full mast.
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What funny jokes about flown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flown pranks.
A little Johnny...
One day in math class little Johnny's teacher asked him to look out the window, where three birds were sitting on a fence. She then asks "Johnny, if I shoot one of those birds how many are left?" Johnny replies "None, they would all have flown away when they heard the gun shot." The teacher smiles and says "The correct answer was two, but I like the way you think."
Johnny looks at the teacher and says "I have a question for you." "There are three women in an ice cream shop and they all have an ice cream cone, one is l**... it, one is biting it, and one is s**... it, which one is married?" The teach thinks about it a bit and says "The one s**... it." Johnny looks at her and say "The right answer was the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
A Soviet airline pilot had to land in East Berlin, but couldn't find the airport.
Finally the German ground controller snapped and asked him: "Have you EVER flown to Berlin?"
The Soviet pilot says "Yes, many times, but we didn't land there."
Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?
Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."
First time on a plane.......
A man got into a plane for the first time ,as he was admiring the view outside he saw something and said to the person sitting beside him "Its my first time on a plane ,and my friends told me people really look like ants from here and its true"and the person sitting beside him said "You Idiot!,we haven't flown yet ,that's a real ant!"
There are three Birds sitting on a branch..
you shoot one, how many are left?" The teacher asks little Jack.
"None Mrs. Parker, because the others would've flown away after hearing the gunshot."
"The correct answer is two little Jack, but I like the way you think."
"Well Mrs. parker, I have a question for you too. There are three ladies sitting on a bench eating a lollipop. The first one licks the lollipop, the second one s**... on it, and the third one bites it. Which one of them is married?
The teacher starts blushing and answers: "The one that's s**... on it."
"The correct answer is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
"There are three crows sitting on a branch,
you shoot one, how many are left?" The teacher asks little Jack.
"None Mrs. Parker, because the others would've flown away after hearing the gunshot."
"The correct answer is two little Jack, but I like the way you think."
"Well Mrs. parker, I have a question for you too. There are three ladies sitting on a bench eating a lollipop. The first one licks the lollipop, the second one s**... on it, and the third one bites it. Which one of them is married?
The teacher starts blushing and answers: "The one that's s**... on it."
"The correct answer is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
A teacher asks her student a question...
"if there's two birds on a power line and somebody shoots one of them, how many birds are left?"
" Zero" the boy said "the others would have flown away"
"Actually the correct answer is two" said the teacher "but I like where your heads at."
The boy came back to school next day and asked the teacher a question. "If there's three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream and one is l**... their ice cream, one is chomping on theirs and the other is s**... on theirs, which one is married?"
The teacher answered "the woman s**... her ice cream."
The boy replied "actually it's the one with the wedding ring but I like where your heads at."
Two pilots
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah" That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There's a few minutes of silence....
"I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" Asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic." says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Gilberg, nomattah...all same."
