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Dad joke for my birthday I just opened my birthday card from my Dad...
"How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday"
Some said Trump would be elected when pigs fly... Of course the irony now is, they're not only flying, they're being flown by Air Force One.
Frequent Flier Miles If my hand could generate them I'd have flown around the world twice by now.
Santa deliver Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer
On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"? To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".
If I was a pilot... If I was a pilot, I'd say funny stuff to my wife, like "wow this year has FLOWN by!" We'd laugh and laugh, and she'd continue cheating on me.

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Peter Pan has flown to all of the countries in the world... but never Netherlands
After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died. Flags will be flown at full mast.

Flown joke, p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died.

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A little Johnny...

One day in math class little Johnny's teacher asked him to look out the window, where three birds were sitting on a fence. She then asks "Johnny, if I shoot one of those birds how many are left?" Johnny replies "None, they would all have flown away when they heard the gun shot." The teacher smiles and says "The correct answer was two, but I like the way you think."
Johnny looks at the teacher and says "I have a question for you." "There are three women in an ice cream shop and they all have an ice cream cone, one is l**... it, one is biting it, and one is s**... it, which one is married?" The teach thinks about it a bit and says "The one s**... it." Johnny looks at her and say "The right answer was the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."

A Soviet airline pilot had to land in East Berlin, but couldn't find the airport.

Finally the German ground controller snapped and asked him: "Have you EVER flown to Berlin?"
The Soviet pilot says "Yes, many times, but we didn't land there."

Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."

First time on a plane.......

A man got into a plane for the first time ,as he was admiring the view outside he saw something and said to the person sitting beside him "Its my first time on a plane ,and my friends told me people really look like ants from here and its true"and the person sitting beside him said "You Idiot!,we haven't flown yet ,that's a real ant!"

There are three Birds sitting on a branch..

you shoot one, how many are left?" The teacher asks little Jack.
"None Mrs. Parker, because the others would've flown away after hearing the gunshot."
"The correct answer is two little Jack, but I like the way you think."
"Well Mrs. parker, I have a question for you too. There are three ladies sitting on a bench eating a lollipop. The first one licks the lollipop, the second one s**... on it, and the third one bites it. Which one of them is married?
The teacher starts blushing and answers: "The one that's s**... on it."
"The correct answer is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think."

"There are three crows sitting on a branch,

A teacher asks her student a question...

"if there's two birds on a power line and somebody shoots one of them, how many birds are left?"
" Zero" the boy said "the others would have flown away"
"Actually the correct answer is two" said the teacher "but I like where your heads at."
The boy came back to school next day and asked the teacher a question. "If there's three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream and one is l**... their ice cream, one is chomping on theirs and the other is s**... on theirs, which one is married?"
The teacher answered "the woman s**... her ice cream."
The boy replied "actually it's the one with the wedding ring but I like where your heads at."

Two pilots

A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah" That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There's a few minutes of silence....
"I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" Asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic." says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Gilberg, nomattah...all same."

Man and his wife are on vacation in Israel . . .

when the wife suddenly falls ill and dies. The f**... director said to the man, "You can have your wife buried here in the Holy Land and it will cost you only $1000 or you can have her flown back the United States and buried there but it will cost at least $15000." The man said, "Ill have her flown home." the f**... then responds, "But sir she is her IN the Holy Land and it will cost you so much less. I have to know why you want to go through all of that just to have her buried!" The man stood up and said, "Oh no you don't, I know exactly what happened the last time you guys try to bury someone here!"

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these flown jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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