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29 flowing jokes and hilarious flowing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flowing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Flowing Short Jokes

Short flowing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flowing humour may include short dripping jokes also.

  1. Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
  2. Today I found out that you can hear the blood flowing through your veins. You just have to listen varicosely.
  3. The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!" A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......
  4. Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle? They said she had a mean flow!
  5. Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow through it. I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.
  6. Girlfriends parents weren't home, hormones were flowing, I stopped at a gas station to grab a box of rubbers. Cashier - Do you need a bag with that? Me - No man! She's beautiful!
  7. Sometimes when I take my money out at a bank, I walk outside and throw it in the river I like watching my cash flow.
  8. Have you guys heard about the female rapper who performs on her menstrual cycle? They say she has a mean flow
  9. My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
  10. Pearl Jam just came out with a product that regulates women's periods They're calling it Even Flow

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Flowing One Liners

Which flowing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flowing? I can suggest the ones about river flows and raining.

  1. In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid.
  2. What flows through Ukraine and doesn't care about your feelings? Crimea River
  3. She thinks I’m a fascist?! I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce!
  4. Which prophet said "Let my molecules flow?" Osmoses
  5. How do woman keep track of their mentraul cycles? Flow charts.
  6. what do you call a constant stream of snake people? lamia flow.
  7. I can't believe there's a band named after diode flow... One Direction
  8. Active volcanoes would make good rappers... because they got mad flow.
  9. What did the fish say when the river stopped flowing Gosh dam it
  10. What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current.
  11. How does a quadriplegic swimmer handle peer pressure? He just goes with the flow.
  12. Anyone who claims rivers flow south to north... Is in de-Nile
  13. I wrote a book about diarrhea. I'm told it flows really well.
  14. Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow.
  15. What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow

Flowing joke, What do you call a river that's an actor?

Uproarious Flowing Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about flowing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fluid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flowing pranks.

My friends told me a joke so funny that it stopped water from flowing

It was d**... funny

A man was sobbing next to his ex-wife in the hospital who had just been hit by a bus..

He kept saying "It should have been me... it should have been me" over and over, with tears flowing out of his eyes.
The nurse tried to console him, telling him "Don't be too harsh on yourself. For all you know you couldn't have changed it, even had you been there"
To which he replied : "I guess you're right. After all, I don't even know how to drive a bus"

A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic

A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic on a really hot summer day and wanted to dip in the river to cool off. They had not thought to bring bathing suits, so decided to skinny dip instead.
The river was flowing rapidly and both clergy were washed a short distance downstream before getting out. After climbing out of the river they had just started to make a run for it to get to their clothes, when many members of their congregation came into view.
The Priest covered his privates with his hands and put on a burst of speed, but the Rabbi covered his face instead. "What are you doing?" the Priest asked. "I don't know about you," the Rabbi answered, "but my congregants recognize me by my face."

Electrical Hum - True story

Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. I told the rep that the hum always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
He said " Do u know why it hums?"
Me, expecting a technical response, " No I dont know. Why does it hum?"
With a totally serious face he replied " Cuz it dont know the fookin words"

A blonde movie star is pulled over......

The cops walks up to the car and says "driver's licence please". The blonde says "What's a driver's licence?" The cop impatiently responds, "It's that square thing with your picture on it". "Oh!," exclaims the Blonde and she pulls out a square mirror and hands it to the cop. As the cop looks at it, she scratches her head revealing long flowing golden hair*. She then hands it back and says, "Sorry for the inconvenience, I didn't realize you were a cop."

What did the peninsula say before it was split in half by a flowing mass of water?

Crimea River

I tried to tell my wife about the water flowing on Mars, but she was too angry to listen.

I guess there was blood flowing on Venus.

When you try to change the current flowing through a solenoid and it resists

Weird flux but OK

I felt really bored today

So I went to a blood drive. That really got my blood flowing.

A boy is about to go on his first date, is worried about keeping the conversation flowing, and asks his older brother's advice

His older brother tells him to remember the 3 F's: Family, Food, and Filosophy; and to start ask questions about them.
On their date, there is a lull in the conversation and the boy decides to heed his brother's advice. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"
"No," the girl replies.
"Ah, well, do you like asparagus?"
"No," she replies again.
Losing composure, the boy asks, "Well, if you had a brother, would he like asparagus?"

Flowing joke, A boy is about to go on his first date, is worried about keeping the conversation flowing, and asks