Flower Petal Jokes
25 flower petal jokes and hilarious flower petal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flower petal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Flower Petal Short Jokes
Short flower petal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flower petal humour may include short petal jokes also.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower on the first day of spring? "You're growing so petal-fast!"
- Someone keeps sending me flowers with no petals on in the mail… I think I've got a stalker
- Middle Ages Joke Flower: I will droop my petals a little.
Aspiring gardener: THOU WILT NOT. - My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her "Where's this stemming from petal?"
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Flower Petal One Liners
Which flower petal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flower petal? I can suggest the ones about flower bed and flower garden.
- How do flowers stay in shape for spring? They do petal-ups and tulip-overs!
- Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? its petals broke.
- What did the flower say to the bicycle? Petal.
- What does a flower in a race car yell? Petal to the nettle!
Flower Petal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about flower petal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean floral jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flower petal pranks.
A father was sitting at the table with his two daughters
Petal and Fridge.
Petal said, "Dad, why is my name Petal?"
Her dad answered, "Because a flower petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."
Then Fridge said, "HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!"
Re-post but one of my all time favorites (somewhat altered)
One day a father and his two daughters, Petal and Fridge, were having a picnic. Petal curiously asks her father; "Daddy, why is my name Petal?" to which he replies; "Well honey on the day you were born a petal from a beautiful flower slowly fell through the air and landed right on your forehead. Your mother and I thought the name fit you perfectly." Then Fridge asks; "BRAW WAW AAWWW OOWWW AHH AAWA?"
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A girl asked her dad "Why is my name Rose?"
Her dad said "Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell to your forehead"
The girl's sister asked the same. "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
"As a baby, the petal of a lily flower fell on your head."
The youngest daughter then approached.
"AUUGHMMGRNMMM"
"Shut up, Cinderblock." The dad said.
What do you call a flower salesman?
A petal peddler.
What if he sold steel flowers?
A metal petal peddler.
What if he got a bicycle?
A pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won a race?
A medaling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won by tricking others?
A medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he didn't win by enough?
A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he stood up to calls to disqualify him?
A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
What if this whole situation just made him sad and withdrawn, with no one to support him?
A pitiful petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
Two elderly couples get together to play bridge every week.
The ladies are in the kitchen making snacks and the old guys are talking. One says to the other "we went to see a movie last week and it was excellent but I can't remember the name of it. I thinks it's uhhh... what's the name of the flower with the red petals and the thorns?" His friend answers "a rose?"
"That's it! HEY ROSE! what was the name of that movie we saw last week?"
— You know, that doctor actually managed to improve my memory.
— Really? That's great! What's his name?
— Umm... you know that flower, the beautiful one, with red petals, a nice smell and thorns?
— You mean a rose?
— Yes, rose, exactly, thank you! (turning to his wife) Rose, honey, what's my doctor's name?
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A child walks up to their parents and asks
A child walks up to their parents and asks hey, mom and dad. Why did you name me Petal?
The parents smile and reply, When we got you home, a petal from a flower in the garden fell on your forehead . The child satisfied with the answer walked away.
The younger sibling came up and asked the same question.
Darling, we named you Droplet because when you got you out of a hospital, a rain drop fell on you head. Hence, Droplet , the parents replied.
Gharwaalalalaajahaha!!!! said the youngest child.
Oh shut up Refrigerator, don't be mean! the father yelled
An elderly couple visits their friends
After a fine dinner, the men retreat into the library to smoke cigars and to have a conversation.
"Last week me and my wife ate at this great restaurant."
"Really? What was it called?"
"Let me think....what's that flower with a yellow center and white petals?"
"A daisy?"
"Yes, that's it. DAISY! What's that restaurant we went to?"
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
30th Anniversary
A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for their 30th wedding anniversary. He walks in the door and finds rose petals leading to the bedroom. Curious he walks in and finds his wife spread eagle on the bed in a brand new negligee. "What's all this about?" he asks. In her sexiest voice she says, "Well, I knew you would bring home flowers like you always do. This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," he says, "I'm sure we have a vase for these somewhere."
A gentleman and his wife are out to dinner with some friends.
In conversation, the man goes to tell his friend about a restaurant he took his wife to the other day.
"Oh, it was absolutely fantastic. The food was perfect, the service was quick. For $12 we got five plates absolutely filled with the best food we've ever eaten! I'll never forget this restaurant in my life. It was called...um...uh...that flower, what's that flower that smells good, it's got red petals, and it's got thorns up and down the stem--"
His friend replies, "A rose?"
"Yes!" He turns to his wife and says, "Rose, what was the name of that restaurant?"
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A guy goes to visit his elderly parents...
It's the day after their 63rd wedding anniversary. The guy says to his dad, "Hi Pops. Did you take mom somewhere nice for your anniversary yesterday?".
"Oh yeah," replies the dad, "it was great. The food was delicious, the service was great, and they brought us a bottle of champagne on the house when we mentioned it was our anniversary!"
"Wow, that does sound great," says the son, "what was the place called?"
"Oh jeez," replies the dad, hand to his forehead "d**... if I can remember. What's that flower? The one with lots of petals, pink or red? It has a lovely scent?"
"Rose?" the son says
"That's it!" the old man exclaims. He turns his head and shouts "ROSE? ROSE?! WHAT WAS THE PLACE WE ATE AT YESTERDAY CALLED?!"
Two elderly couples are chatting over tea.
Afterwards, as the women excuse themselves and return the dishes to the kitchen, one of the men turns to the other and tells him about a fantastic dinner he and his wife had enjoyed the other evening.
The second man then asks him where they ate.
"Hmm," ponders the first man. "You know that flower... the one with the red petals and the sharp thorns?"
"You must be thinking of a rose," the second man replies.
"Ah yes now I remember. HEY! ROSE! WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT!?"