Flower Kid Jokes
13 flower kid jokes and hilarious flower kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flower kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flower Kid Short Jokes
Short flower kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flower kid humour may include short flower girl jokes also.
- If you like flowers but don't like gardening Run over a kid outside your driveway
-Jimmy Carr - How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave.
- How do anti-vaxxers celebrate their kid's sixth birthday? They put flowers on their grave.
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Flower Kid One Liners
Which flower kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flower kid? I can suggest the ones about animal kid and vegetable kid.
- This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
Flower Kid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about flower kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean young kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flower kid pranks.
So, I brought my girlfriend some flowers today...
she looked at me, sighed and said, "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."
so I asked her, "why, don't you have a vase?"
hahahahaha
just kidding...
I don't have a girlfriend
A single father gets asked by one of his children:
"Dad, why am i called Snowflake?"
Her Dad replies:
"Well, right after you where born on the Mountains, it started snowing and a snowflake landed on your mother's forehead."
The second child asks as well:
"Why am i called Azure?"
The Dad replied:
"When you where born in a valley, a Azure Flower landed on your Mother's forehead."
And then the third kid asked:
"Dad, What happened to mom?"
"Well, Brick. That's a question for another Time!"
Kids at the Wedding
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young e**... to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
A kid asked his mother why his sister was named rose.
His mother replied to him, explaining that roses were her favorite color.
He then asked her the same question in regards to his own name.
"You'll get it when you're older, Richard," she responded.
E: I know I said color instead of flower, but I am leaving it.
My grandson gets home
from school and says these kids were telling him the Liberty
Bell was cracked because hummingbirds thought it was a giant flower
and kept crashing into it."Well that's a humdinger if ever I heard one."
A Brazillian Classic
There was a family with three kids. One day, the eldest kid, Dropey, came up to his mom and asked:
Mommy, why am I called Dropey?
It's because when you were born, a drop of water fell onto your forehead!
Oh, okay!
Then Flowey, the middle kid, got kinda curious, and decided to ask too:
What about me mommy, why am I called Flowey?
It's because when you were born, a little flower fell on top of your head!
Ah, I see!
Then, the youngest kid, Bricky, seeing all this, thought he should ask too:
HURUUUURR AHAHAUHEKAGDKAMNSSS?
A brick, Bricky. That's what fell right onto your face.
It's the day of a highschooler's first prom....
and he's excited to take his sweetheart to the dance.
He goes to the flower shop to get flowers. He expects there to be a lot of people buying flowers, but there's no flower line.
Next he goes to a store that has tuxedos. He expects there to be other kids shopping for tuxes, but there's no tux line at that store.
Finally, with everything ready, he picks up his girl and goes to the prom. This time it's definitely busy. They dance and dance, then his girlfriend says she's thirsty. His feet are sore, so he doesn't really want to stand waiting for drinks, but he makes his way through the crowd anyway, gets to the punch table and it turns out there's no punch line!
A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong...
The nuns were hesitant because they didn't want to, but the superior said it would be a lesson in confession.
Then a little later, one came back and was crying
"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior
"I picked flowers in the garden."
"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."
The nun did as told, then another nun came, she was also crying
"Why? What did you do?"
"I stole a candy from a kid"
"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."
She also did as told...
Then the last nun came, but she was roaring with laughter
"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior sternly
"I peed in the holy water!"