Flour Jokes
96 flour jokes and hilarious flour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Can't rise to the occasion when it comes to humor? Get a lighthearted laugh by checking out these flour jokes that are sure to get a rise out of you! From wheat and rye to self-raising flour and bread, these hilarious jokes will have you in stitches.
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Funniest Flour Short Jokes
Short flour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flour humour may include short dough jokes also.
- My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together. I told her she would roux the day.
- How to make Emo Cupcakes What You'll need:
Cupcake Tray
An oven
Milk
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Sugar
We're
Going
Down
Swingin' - What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake!
- Giant: "I'll grind this orphan's bones to make my cake!" Also Giant: "I find self-raising flour makes for a lighter and more consistent texture."
- The person who discovered wheat intolerance has died. The family has requested, NO FLOURS.
- What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag
And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?
Flour power
And when a lot of people do it at the same time?
a rye-ot - A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies 3 days later he came to class with a cake claiming his baby went through puberty.
- Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
- What's the odd one out? A. Flour
B. Yeast
C. Royalty
D. Meat
D. Meat because it's usually not in bread. - I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can say I'm agnocchic.
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Flour One Liners
Which flour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flour? I can suggest the ones about wheat and bread dough.
- What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising.
- what kind of flour do orphans use? self-raising
- What type of flour do orphans use for baking? Self-raising flour.
- I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising.
- How does an orphan make bread With self-raising flour
- What type of flour do orphans like? Self-raising
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- How did the flour and the yeast have a baby? They bread.
- I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador… …now she's a greyhound.
- Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
- What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour
- My Chinese gave me a confectionary made with an unusual flour. The cake was a rye
- As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour Self-raising
- What did the lady write at the bottom of her flour barrel? O I C U R M T
- What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!
Self Raising Flour Jokes
Here is a list of funny self raising flour jokes and even better self raising flour puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If Jesus was a flower.... What kind would he be?
Answer: [self raising flour!](#s)
[(Obviously this joke is meant to be spoken aloud)](#s) - What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour..
I'll get my coat. - The bag of flour While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour. A Scout ran to pick it up.
Don't bother, young man, said the customer. It's self-raising. - What do orphans need to bake a cake? They need an oven, a cake pan, eggs, butter, sugar, milk, patience, and self-raising flour.
- Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power.
- Have you heard of the boy made of bread? Apparently nobody wanted to take him in...
Good thing they used self-raising flour! - What kind of flour do orphan kids use for cooking? Self Raising flour
- I think that the ideal baby should be like flour... White, fine and self-raising.
Flour Tortillas Jokes
Here is a list of funny flour tortillas jokes and even better flour tortillas puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I pray in front of a pastor every Sunday. He name is Al, and he comes with corn or flour tortillas.
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What funny jokes about flour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flour pranks.
What is the most common ingredient in the neo-n**... cookbook?
WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!
Kim Kardashin flour b**... incident
Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing
How are people from Kentucky like flour?
They're i**....
What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?
The plot thickens!
A mexican boy with the desire to be white
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
He says, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira la Abuela, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
A young black boy walks int to kitchen ...
There he dumps a pound of flour on himself, he goes to his mother and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him in the mouth and says, "go tell your Father what you jst said!" The boy goes to his fAther and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His father takes him over his leg and spanks him hard. Then the father asked," okay son , now what have you learned?" The looks at him and says," I've only been a white boy for 8 minutes now an I already hate you black people!"
What do gifted bakers take in high school?
AP Flour
What does the k**... use to bake cookies?
White flour!
A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend
...His friend asks "Does she have a sifter?"
What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?
All porpoise flour.
Why is flour so dumb?
It's i**....
A little black kid is helping his mum cook and he puts flour on his face and says "look ma, I'm a white man"
She slaps him and tells him to go say that to his grandma.
He goes to his grandma and says "look, I'm a white man". She slaps him too and tells him to go tell his father.
He goes to his father and says "look dad, I'm a white man" He slaps him too and asks "what have you learned?"
The boy says, "I've only been white two minutes and I already hate you black b**...."
What does an orca use to to make bread?
All-Porpoise flour
Adam saw a boy putting 2 flour beetles in a small box, pushing the beetles against each other...
Adam: hey kid, what are you doing with the beetles?
Kid: trying to get them to fight.
Adam: why would you do that to them?
Kid: to see which is the better of 2 weevils.
My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning
Seems he was their favorite rabbit
My robust wife is mad at me because I misunderstood her when she demanded flowers the next time we made love....
...and so that night, with a bag of flour in my hands all I said was: "I thought you wanted this to roll in so I could find the wet spot"
What does the k**... prefer to bake with?
White flour!
What do you call flour from the ocean?
All porpoise
I was watching a french man make a cake...
I admired his enthusiasm. He grabbed the flour, added it to the bowl, and started adding the wet ingredients. Intrigued about his recipe, I asked "hey man, how many eggs did you use for your cake?"
The French man replied, "un oeuf."
If someone woke you up by throwing melted butter and flour on you...
It'd be a rouxed awakening.
What is h**...'s favorite thing to cook with?
WHITE FLOUR!
Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet.
If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
If you snort coke, you get high. If you snort flour...
..you get baked.
...frighteningly, my 5th grader came up with this while we were having a discussion about drugs and what he might end up seeing in Middle School next year.
I think my bakeries recipes need to change.
Today I woke up to a bunch of protestors shouting about white flour
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
I spilled flour on my coffee machine
one could call it a mealy-machine.
During the annual cavemen conference ...
Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .
Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender
Greg " that's not it ,chief "
And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .
Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free?
He said no one man should have all that flour.
I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.
Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.
Finally !! 6 weeks without any sugar. Running 5 miles each day. stopped eating dairy and flour. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great! Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free and sugar-free. And working out for up to 2 hours every day! Lost 10Kgs.
I don't know whose status this is, but I was really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste it.
What is a k**...'s favorite ingredient to bake with?
White flour
Can I make a tasteless joke?
Flour.
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.
I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!
What was the k**... hoarding at the grocery store?
White flour!
Today marks 5 weeks of isolation...
I'm walking 2 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! I feel great!
Zero alcohol, a healthy diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 1 hour home workout each day! Lost 20 lbs and gained muscle mass. I've even cut my screen time in half and am reading a book a week.
I have no idea who wrote this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste.
A new flour made from ground-up insects could keep millions around the world from going hungry!
It's simply the bee's knees!
My girlfriend asked me to help indulge her f**... of covering herself in cake flour, butter, and eggs.
I had to say no. My mother taught me it's wrong to batter women.
What kind of flour should you use to make a cake for a cat?
All purr-p**... flour.
What does a bandmember of Pantera call it when they bake a d**...-shaped cake?
v**... display of flour.
While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour.
A Scout ran to pick it up.
Don't bother, young man, said the customer.
It's self-rising.
A man is out buying bread in Soviet Russia
When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:
"d**... this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"
A policeman hears that and approaches the man.
"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form a gun, points it toward the man and says "Bang!"
The man is stunned and walks home.
The wife sees that the man is shocked and asks:
"What happened? Did we run out of flour again?"
The man weakly replies:
"Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets!"
A young woman goes to the doctor.
The general doctor sits her down and asks her what's wrong.
"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fruitcake!"
The doctor wasn't sure how to respond.
"I see. What's gotten into you?"
"Raisins, butter, flour... All the usual ingredients!"
Before the Russian invasion of Ukraine. The Kremlin decides to try and intimidate Ukraine.
Before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
The Kremlin decides to try and intimidate Ukraine.
They send a few truckloads of wheat with the note: "That's how many of us are coming!"
A few days later the trucks return full of flour with the note: "And this is how they will be sent back to you"
I used some refined flour as lubricant and it did NOT work very well at all....
Yet those b**... in marketing are bold enough to call it "all-purpose"
How does Rob Zombie make brownies?
EGGS, milk and flour and
BAKE, for half an hour and
FROST, with the back of my
SPATULA!
Edit - Yes I understand it would be better with CAKE and not BROWNIES.
