The Best 69 Flour Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Flour jokes. There are some flour pastries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flour tortillas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Flour Jokes and Puns
What is the most common ingredient in the neo-nazi cookbook?
WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!
Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident
Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing
How are people from Kentucky like flour?
They're inbred.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?
The plot thickens!
Which boy band is made from eggs, sugar, butter and flour?
Cake That!
I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labradorβ¦
β¦now she's a greyhound.
A mexican boy with the desire to be white
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
He says, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira la Abuela, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
A young black boy walks int to kitchen ...
There he dumps a pound of flour on himself, he goes to his mother and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him in the mouth and says, "go tell your Father what you jst said!" The boy goes to his fAther and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His father takes him over his leg and spanks him hard. Then the father asked," okay son , now what have you learned?" The looks at him and says," I've only been a white boy for 8 minutes now an I already hate you black people!"
What kind of flour is independent?
Self-Raising flour..
I'll get my coat.
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I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans
I made sure to use self-raising flour.
I love my kids like I love my flour...
Self-raising.
Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie.
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
What do gifted bakers take in high school?
AP Flour
What does the KKK use to bake cookies?
White flour!
A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend
...His friend asks "Does she have a sifter?"
What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?
Gluten Tag
And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?
Flour power
And when a lot of people do it at the same time?
a rye-ot
What do you call an orphan named Rose?
Self-raising flour
What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?
All porpoise flour.
Why is flour so dumb?
It's inbred.
A little black kid is helping his mum cook and he puts flour on his face and says "look ma, I'm a white man"
She slaps him and tells him to go say that to his grandma.
He goes to his grandma and says "look, I'm a white man". She slaps him too and tells him to go tell his father.
He goes to his father and says "look dad, I'm a white man" He slaps him too and asks "what have you learned?"
The boy says, "I've only been white two minutes and I already hate you black bastards."
What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient?
WHITE FLOUR!
Adam saw a boy putting 2 flour beetles in a small box, pushing the beetles against each other...
Adam: hey kid, what are you doing with the beetles?
Kid: trying to get them to fight.
Adam: why would you do that to them?
Kid: to see which is the better of 2 weevils.
It's over two and a half months away from pancake day
Why are shops already selling eggs and flour?
What kind of flour do orphan kids use for cooking?
Self Raising flour
What did the yeast say to the flour?
Do you want to make some dough, Sugar?
My robust wife is mad at me because I misunderstood her when she demanded flowers the next time we made love....
...and so that night, with a bag of flour in my hands all I said was: "I thought you wanted this to roll in so I could find the wet spot"
How to make Emo Cupcakes
What You'll need:
Cupcake Tray
An oven
Milk
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Sugar
We're
Going
Down
Swingin'
My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together.
I told her she would roux the day.
What does the KKK prefer to bake with?
White flour!
I was watching a french man make a cake...
I admired his enthusiasm. He grabbed the flour, added it to the bowl, and started adding the wet ingredients. Intrigued about his recipe, I asked "hey man, how many eggs did you use for your cake?"
The French man replied, "un oeuf."
If someone woke you up by throwing melted butter and flour on you...
It'd be a rouxed awakening.
As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour
Self-raising
What is Hitler's favorite thing to cook with?
WHITE FLOUR!
Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet.
If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
If you snort coke, you get high. If you snort flour...
..you get baked.
...frighteningly, my 5th grader came up with this while we were having a discussion about drugs and what he might end up seeing in Middle School next year.
I think my bakeries recipes need to change.
Today I woke up to a bunch of protestors shouting about white flour
My Chinese gave me a confectionary made with an unusual flour.
The cake was a rye
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
I spilled flour on my coffee machine
one could call it a mealy-machine.
During the annual cavemen conference ...
Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .
Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender
Greg " that's not it ,chief "
And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .
What do orphans need to bake a cake?
They need an oven, a cake pan, eggs, butter, sugar, milk, patience, and self-raising flour.
Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free?
He said no one man should have all that flour.
How did the flour and the yeast have a baby?
They bread.
I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.
Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.
Finally !! 6 weeks without any sugar. Running 5 miles each day. stopped eating dairy and flour. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great! Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free and sugar-free. And working out for up to 2 hours every day! Lost 10Kgs.
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You will regret mixing flour and butter.
You will roux the day!
Have you heard of the boy made of bread?
Apparently nobody wanted to take him in...
Good thing they used self-raising flour!
I like my kids like I like my flour
In bread
I cannot believe that it's 13 weeks away from pancake day
And they are already selling flour and eggs in the shops
I went to the supermarket and bought some flour for a recipe that required strong flour
I took it home, threw it on the floor and demanded it to get up and fight me. it didn't. soft flour...ο»Ώ
I tried to come up with a pun for flour and sugar but I forgot.
I'll have to sift through my mind to find it.
What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?
A stomach cake!
The bag of flour
While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour. A Scout ran to pick it up.
Don't bother, young man, said the customer. It's self-raising.
What is a Klansman's favorite ingredient to bake with?
White flour
What did the lady write at the bottom of her flour barrel?
O I C U R M T
A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies
3 days later he came to class with a cake claiming his baby went through puberty.
Can I make a tasteless joke?
Flour.
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.
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What was the Klansman hoarding at the grocery store?
White flour!
Today marks 5 weeks of isolation...
I'm walking 2 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! I feel great!
Zero alcohol, a healthy diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 1 hour home workout each day! Lost 20 lbs and gained muscle mass. I've even cut my screen time in half and am reading a book a week.
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A new flour made from ground-up insects could keep millions around the world from going hungry!
It's simply the bee's knees!
My girlfriend asked me to help indulge her fetish of covering herself in cake flour, butter, and eggs.
I had to say no. My mother taught me it's wrong to batter women.
What kind of flour should you use to make a cake for a cat?
All purr-puss flour.
what kind of flour do orphans use?
self-raising
What does a bandmember of Pantera call it when they bake a dick-shaped cake?
Vulgar display of flour.
What type of flour do orphans like?
Self-raising
I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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