The Best 11 Flounder Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Flounder jokes. There are some flounder puffer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flounder fish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Flounder Jokes and Puns

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, "A flounder!"

The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.

I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...

One day I lobster and never flounder again.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder.

The other two are crushedAsians.

Flounder joke, Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has jus

I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me.

He was looking at me kinda sideways.

I always had the worst luck when I went fishing...

Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke


A redneck mistook his own foot for a flounder while flounder gigging...

Later at the hospital, he was chatting with the doctor as the doctor was stitching him up. The doctor was also an avid fisherman too.

Doctor: I see you were using a double pronged gig.

Redneck: No, I use a single prong gig.

Doctor: Then why am I stitching up two holes?

Redneck: Well the first one is from the gig, the second is from where I tried to put it on the stringer.

Finding Dory...

Act I: where is she?

Act II: where is she?

Act III: Flounder!

Flounder joke, Finding Dory...

What does the fish say when he gets a girlfriend?

Flounder.

Want to Hear A Fish Pun?

I'm gonna tell you one for the halibut.
I hope I dont flounder this pun.
Your gonna be saying Oh Cod why by the end of it.

Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?

Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.

My girlfriend loves Plenty of Fish...

...because that's where I flounder.

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