Flounder Jokes

These are the 11 flounder jokes and hilarious flounder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flounder that are good jokes for kids and friends..

These flounder jokes are sure to make you laugh! Get ready for some funny fish puns about flounders, crustaceans, catfish, and scrod. So break out the bait and tackle and head on down to the funniest sea-faring of jokes!

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Best Short Flounder Jokes

These are our top flounder puns. Have fun with a good flounder joke in English with simple flounder humour.

  1. A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, "A flounder!" The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.
  2. Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus? The answer is (B) a flounder.
    The other two are crushedAsians.
  3. I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways.
  4. I always had the worst luck when I went fishing... Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke
  5. Want to Hear A Fish Pun? I'm gonna tell you one for the halibut.
    I hope I dont flounder this pun.
    Your gonna be saying Oh Cod why by the end of it.
  6. Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater? Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.
Flounder joke, Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?

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Flounder One Liners

Which flounder dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flounder?

  1. Who's the wealthiest fish in the sea? Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft
  2. I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving... One day I lobster and never flounder again.
  3. Finding Dory... Act I: where is she?
    Act II: where is she?
    Act III: Flounder!
  4. What does the fish say when he gets a girlfriend? Flounder.
  5. My girlfriend loves Plenty of Fish... ...because that's where I flounder.
  6. Benito Musselini The Flounder of Fishism, eel duce

Flounder joke, Benito Musselini

Laughable Flounder Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about flounder to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flounder prank.

A r**... mistook his own foot for a flounder while flounder gigging...

Later at the hospital, he was chatting with the doctor as the doctor was stitching him up. The doctor was also an avid fisherman too.
Doctor: I see you were using a double pronged gig.
r**...: No, I use a single prong gig.
Doctor: Then why am I stitching up two holes?
r**...: Well the first one is from the gig, the second is from where I tried to put it on the s**....

Flounder joke, Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?

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