Flossing Teeth Jokes

These are 11 flossing teeth jokes and hilarious flossing teeth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flossing teeth that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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Best Short Flossing Teeth Jokes

These are our top flossing teeth puns. Have fun with a good flossing teeth joke in English with simple flossing teeth humour.

  1. I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating
  2. My friends said if you floss you'll be amazed at how much food is stuck between your teeth. I don't remember eating this much blood
  3. What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
  4. My friend told me the doctor flossed his teeth for him after the prostate exam. Long story short, he really needs to find a new dentist
  5. Chinese people are so smart with their floss. They use it for their teeth and as a blindfold.
  6. Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flossing teeth jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flossing teeth puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flossing Teeth One Liners

Which flossing teeth dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flossing teeth?

  1. My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone.
  2. I don't always take care of my teeth But when I do, they love me despite all my floss
  3. What do British pixies use to clean their teeth? Fairy floss.

Flossing Teeth Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about flossing teeth to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flossing teeth prank.

I finally got to go to the dentist for the first time since the pandemic started…

The doctor was shocked at how clean my teeth were but said my breath smelled like s**... and he couldn't figure out why.
He asked if I'd been brushing regularly and I said yes.
He asked if I flossed regularly and I said as much as I normally do.
He asked if I changed my diet and I told him it was the same as it always was.
After sitting there for a moment, he looks at me and asks:
Doctor: Is there anything that's changed?
Me: Well…I did get a bidet and I haven't quite figured out the water pressure.

He was just sitting there, cleaning his teeth

At work today all of a sudden this bell started going off and everyone was panicking because we thought something bad was gonna happen. Well, o**... who had been working there for a while was just sitting around cleaning his teeth, so i asked him what's up and he says, "oh don't worry about that it's a floss alarm".

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The impact of these flossing teeth jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.