Flossed Jokes

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The Best jokes about Flossed

My dentist asked me the last time I flossed

I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."

My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed

I said you should know that, you were there .

The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?"

The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"


Heard this at the dentist this morning

Flossed for the first time in a long time.

.... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there.

I went to the dentist and he asked me when was the last time I flossed...

I replied with "Don't you remember, bro? You were there!"

A guy walks into the dentist,

Dentist asks when was the last time you flossed?

The guy responds you should remember doc, you were there!

My wife who was a dentist passed away

I've loved and I've flossed.

I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.

So now I never floss.

I thought my dentist and I were friends.

He asked me when the last time I flossed was, like come on man you were there.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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