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My dentist asked me the last time I flossed

I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."


The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?"

The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"

Heard this at the dentist this morning


Flossed for the first time in a long time.

.... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there.


I went to the dentist and he asked me when was the last time I flossed...

I replied with "Don't you remember, bro? You were there!"


I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.

So now I never floss.


I thought my dentist and I were friends.

He asked me when the last time I flossed was, like come on man you were there.


My friend told me the doctor flossed his teeth for him after the prostate exam.

Long story short, he really needs to find a new dentist


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