Floss Jokes

• Short Floss Jokes
• Floss One Liners
• Dental Floss Jokes
• Floss Dance Jokes
• More Floss Jokes

Funniest Floss Short Jokes

Short floss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The floss humour may include short brush your teeth jokes also.

1. My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed I said you should know that, you were there .
2. I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating
3. The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?" The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"
   Heard this at the dentist this morning
4. My friends said if you floss you'll be amazed at how much food is stuck between your teeth. I don't remember eating this much blood
5. "Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip." Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.
   Dispatcher: Go ahead.
   Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.
6. My Dentist asked me when's the last time I flossed Me: Oh don't you remember? You were there!
7. My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously." I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.
8. I got thrown out of the dentist's surgery for dancing. I mean, he's the one who asked me to floss...
9. I knitted a scarf after 4 days of blood sweat and tears out of floss only to find out it is just falling apart. Sorry, wrong thread.
10. Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking It's as hard as it is to start flossing
    - Mitch Hedberg
    I miss this man every day :(

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Floss One Liners

Which floss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with floss? I can suggest the ones about toothbrush and gums.

1. What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month.
2. My dentist asked me the last time I flossed I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."
3. Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Shaking my head. Dude, you were there!
4. My dentist asked me when was the last time I flossed. I was like "Doc, you were there".
5. My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone.
6. It is that time of month again. Blood is everywhere! I really should floss more often.
7. I don't always take care of my teeth But when I do, they love me despite all my floss
8. I floss religiously. I do it on Christmas and Easter.
9. What did the dentist say when he had to pull a tooth? "I'm sorry for your floss."
10. As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss.
11. Why has a dentist's job gotten so much easier? All the kids are flossing all the time.
12. My wife who was a dentist passed away I've loved and I've flossed.
13. Why do tampons have strings... so men can floss after they eat.
14. What do you call a dancing painter? Bob Floss
15. I feel like Daniel Day Lewis every time I floss... because there will be blood.

Dental Floss Jokes

Here is a list of funny dental floss jokes and even better dental floss puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My Wife's cooking is so bad If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
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  The Roaches would hang themselves!
• Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
• How do you render a Chinese man blind? Put dental floss over their eyes.
• What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
• Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.
• How to you blind a chineses man? With dental floss
• What do Asians use to cover their eyes? Dental floss
• how do you blindfold a chinese person? dental floss
• How do you blindfold a Chinese guy? Dental floss!
• How do you blindfold a Chinese man? You use dental floss.

Floss Dance Jokes

Here is a list of funny floss dance jokes and even better floss dance puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In the future there will be kids shouting jokes like... Yo mama's so old that when the Dentist told her to floss she started to dance.
• My dentist told me I need to start flossing more. I told him I floss everyday and I began to dance in his office.

Comical Floss Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about floss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brushing teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make floss pranks.