Floss Jokes

Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious floss jokes that will get you laughing out loud. From puns about candy floss to jokes about the popular floss dance and dental hygiene, these jokes will have you in stitches. Get ready to floss your way to a good time!

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Best Short Floss Jokes

These are our top floss puns. Have fun with a good floss joke in English with simple floss humour.

  1. My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed I said you should know that, you were there .
  2. I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating
  3. The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?" The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"
    Heard this at the dentist this morning
  4. My friends said if you floss you'll be amazed at how much food is stuck between your teeth. I don't remember eating this much blood
  5. "Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip." Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.
    Dispatcher: Go ahead.
    Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.
  6. My Dentist asked me when's the last time I flossed Me: Oh don't you remember? You were there!
  7. My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously." I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.
  8. I got thrown out of the dentist's surgery for dancing. I mean, he's the one who asked me to floss...
  9. I knitted a scarf after 4 days of blood sweat and tears out of floss only to find out it is just falling apart. Sorry, wrong thread.
  10. Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking It's as hard as it is to start flossing
    - Mitch Hedberg
    I miss this man every day :(
Floss joke, Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these floss jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of floss puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Floss One Liners

Which floss dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with floss?

  1. What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month.
  2. My dentist asked me the last time I flossed I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."
  3. Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Shaking my head. Dude, you were there!
  4. My dentist asked me when was the last time I flossed. I was like "Doc, you were there".
  5. My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone.
  6. It is that time of month again. Blood is everywhere! I really should floss more often.
  7. I don't always take care of my teeth But when I do, they love me despite all my floss
  8. I floss religiously. I do it on Christmas and Easter.
  9. What did the dentist say when he had to pull a tooth? "I'm sorry for your floss."
  10. As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss.
  11. Why has a dentist's job gotten so much easier? All the kids are flossing all the time.
  12. My wife who was a dentist passed away I've loved and I've flossed.
  13. Why do tampons have strings... so men can floss after they eat.
  14. What do you call a dancing painter? Bob Floss
  15. I feel like Daniel Day Lewis every time I floss... because there will be blood.

Dental Floss Jokes

Here is a list of funny dental floss jokes and even better dental floss puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My Wife's cooking is so bad If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen

    The Roaches would hang themselves!
  • Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
  • How do you render a Chinese man blind? Put dental floss over their eyes.
  • What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
  • Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.
  • How to you blind a chineses man? With dental floss
  • What do Asians use to cover their eyes? Dental floss
  • how do you blindfold a chinese person? dental floss
  • How do you blindfold a Chinese guy? Dental floss!
  • How do you blindfold a Chinese man? You use dental floss.

Floss Dance Jokes

Here is a list of funny floss dance jokes and even better floss dance puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In the future there will be kids shouting jokes like... Yo mama's so old that when the Dentist told her to floss she started to dance.
  • My dentist told me I need to start flossing more. I told him I floss everyday and I began to dance in his office.
Floss joke, My dentist told me I need to start flossing more.

Comical Floss Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about floss to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make floss prank.

Why do tampons have strings attached?

So you can floss after you eat.
Alt ending: So the c**... can bungee jump.

Why do tampons have strings?

Because c**... like to bungee jump too.
Told this to my friend's dad.His answer:So you can floss when you're done eating.

Blood donor

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. When I drew his blood, there was a little squirt of blood and it surprised him. I looked him deeply in the eyes and told him, you're bleeding because you don't floss

Flossed for the first time in a long time.

.... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there.

He was just sitting there, cleaning his teeth

At work today all of a sudden this bell started going off and everyone was panicking because we thought something bad was gonna happen. Well, o**... who had been working there for a while was just sitting around cleaning his teeth, so i asked him what's up and he says, "oh don't worry about that it's a floss alarm".

I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.

So now I never floss.

Flossy the lamb isn't a lamb anymore, but won't give up frolicking

We're going to have to send her to Gambollers Anonymous

A nurse was taking blood from a dentist when he complained about bleeding

She looked him in the eye and said "it's because you don't floss".

How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

Put floss on their eyes.

Floss joke, In the future there will be kids shouting jokes like...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these floss jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.