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If people from Utah are called Utahns, what are people from Tampa called?
Floridians
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard," he says. She got in the back-seat by mistake."
How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know; they're still counting.
Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election?
Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy.
Where do Floridians sleep?
On the floor, duh!
What do you call some one visiting Greenwich England who only has seven fingers and is from Florida?
A Prime Floridian
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