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  1. It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
  2. It's a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… If it was developed at Florida State University, Gatorade might have been called Seminole Fluid instead.
  3. It's a good thing Gatorade was created by the University of Florida If it had been Florida State, they'd call it Seminole Fluid
  4. If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.
  5. The state of Florida is a navigational anomaly... The further north you go the more southern it gets.
  6. It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University. Because then it would be Seminole fluid.
  7. It's a good thing the popular sports drink was invented at Florida instead of Florida State... Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .
  8. I'm absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now Florida. I live in Florida.
  9. Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
  10. The Florida / Florida State rivalry... briefly extended to sports drinks. The University of Florida created Gatorade, Florida State came back with Seminole Fluid.

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Florida State One Liners

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  1. Florida is the sunshine state But clearly not the brightest state
  2. In 49 states in America, a crab shack is a restaurant. In Florida, it's a changing room.
  3. Florida Gators drink Gatorade Florida State Seminoles drink Seminole fluid.
  4. How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
    Pay for the pizza.
  5. How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
    Pay for the pizza.
  6. What state has the biggest rate of aggressive public beggars? Florida
  7. What did Florida's state flower say to California's state flower? Aye Papi!
  8. Even though Florida chose to be a red state.. They became a blue state one way or another
  9. Email Rick Scott, the honorable governor of the state of Florida, right here.
  10. How does a Florida State grad know s**... is over? The director says Cut!

Florida State Football Jokes

Here is a list of funny florida state football jokes and even better florida state football puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common? None attended the University of Miami.
  • What does the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader have in common? They both s**... for four quarters.

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Cheerful Fun Florida State Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

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Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

At this mornings press conference, Ron Desantis announced that the state of Florida will be outlawing the consumption and distribution of coffee.

He went on to condemn the beverage as a tool of the WOKE agenda.

Did you know that University of Florida was not the first school to invent a hydrating sports drink with Gatorade?

Turns out Florida State couldn't make the marketing work for Seminole Fluid.

Gatorade

After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.
Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.

Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?

Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.

The Original sports drink.

Despite What The University of Florida Claims about Gatorade being the first sports drink Florida State Football had the first energy drink. They have been drinking Seminole Fluid for years.

Jameis Winston and the Ducks

When Florida State got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.
Considering the Ducks were sober and on top, I respectfully disagreed.
Side note:
I can't take credit for this. Was found on Deadspin.

What if Gatorade was invented for Florida State instead of the Gators?

Would it be called Seminole Fluid?

A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him:
He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room.
I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
"Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."

because of current florida scandal i made joke for you.

What states are corrupted?
United States

A young lady in New Orleans is having her 16th birthday party...

A young lady in New Orleans is having her 16th birthday party when she runs up to her uncle and firmly tells him: "When you gonna take me to Florida or don't you remember your promise?" Her uncle seem a little confused, and as he gazed down at her quizzically, and a twinkle in his eyes and stated- "I never said I was going to take you to Florida" The young lass, shocked he didn't remember said- " Yes you did. You said when I turn 16, you were going to Tampa with me."

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A company in Denver has created a dating app that connects fellow p**... smokers. The app is great because even if you don't like the person you meet, sparks are gonna fly.
In Florida, a woman who didn't know she was pregnant set a state record by giving birth to a 14 pound baby. The woman realized she was pregnant when the 14 pound baby started k**..., and cracked three of her ribs.
Researchers have developed a smartphone app that lets you test yourself for STDs. The app can be a bit confusing to use at first, especially if you've never seen the You've Got AIDS emoji.

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