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Florida Gator Jokes

15 florida gator jokes and hilarious florida gator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about florida gator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Florida Gator Short Jokes

Short florida gator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The florida gator humour may include short florida alligator jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between credit fraud and and a touchdown? Credit fraud is a line the Florida Gators know how to cross
  2. What if Gatorade was invented for Florida State instead of the Gators? Would it be called Seminole Fluid?

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Florida Gator One Liners

Which florida gator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with florida gator? I can suggest the ones about gator and florida state.

  1. That detective must be from Florida Because he's an investi-gator
  2. Florida Gators drink Gatorade Florida State Seminoles drink Seminole fluid.
  3. What do Florida poachers drink for breakfast? Gator-ade
  4. Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid.

Florida Gator Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about florida gator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alligator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make florida gator pranks.

While fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted:
Are there any gators around here?!
No, the man hollered back, they ain't been around for years!
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy:
How did you get rid of the gators?
We didn't do nothin', the beachcomber said. The sharks got 'em."

A man from Florida is on vacation in France and looking for a souvenir

He decides to buy a shirt that he can show off when he golfs with his buddies back home, so he finds a golf store.
To his surprise, he finds a golf shirt with a picture of a gator on it! There's gator merchandise from France?? What a perfect shirt!
He checks the tag and it's 100 €! Incensed, he asks the shopkeeper "Hey, why the h**... does the tag on this shirt say 100 euro?"
The shopkeeper replies "Monsieur, that is Lacoste."

Gatorade

After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.
Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.

Billy Bob parked his rig in Florida for a few days before driving back home. He was about to dive into the surf but figured he'd better check out the alligator situation with the townsfolk. "Nope, no gators here," a local as- sured him.

Billv Bob had swum out 50 led before his
brain kicked in again. "Hey. how come there
ain't no gators in here?" he yelled back to the
guy onshore.
"Because they're afraid of the sharks," came
the reply.

A tourist was fishing off the coast of Florida when his boat tipped over…

…He could swim, but he was afraid of alligators and hung to the side of the overturned boat. Spotting a old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted out, Are there any gators around here? naw, the man hollered back. They haven't been around here for years! Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming calmly toward the shore. About half there, he asked the guy, How'd you get rid of the gators? We didn't do anything, said the beachcomber. The sharks got them.