Floral Jokes
19 floral jokes and hilarious floral puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about floral that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Brighten up your day with a collection of funny jokes about flowers and floral design. From roses to tulips, learn about the blooming world of flowery jokes!
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Funniest Floral Short Jokes
Short floral jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The floral humour may include short florist jokes also.
- If you can't decide whether to buy real flowers or fake ones do you have a floral dilemma?
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Floral One Liners
Which floral one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with floral? I can suggest the ones about flower petal and flower garden.
- What's it called when a flower gives head? Floral.
- What do you call a group of racists that wear floral sheets to their rallys? Gay Gay Gay!
- What kind of s**... does a bee enjoy most? Floral.
- How do flowers have s**...? Florally
- What do flowers do for foreplay? Floral s**....
- What do you call it when plants bang? Floral s**....
Cheeky Floral Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about floral you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean herbal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make floral pranks.
Just got back from a friends f**... who drowned last week.
I got a lot of a**... from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"
Two girls walking down the street when...
one sees her husband coming out of a floral shop with a bouquet of flowers. She says "Oh shoot, he's buying me flowers. I'll have to lay on my back for two days with my feet in the air. Her friend says "Would'nt it be easier to just buy a vase?
I've been to a mate's f**... today; he drowned last week...
I got a lot of a**... for my floral tribute in the shape of a life belt.
They said it was in bad taste but I think it's what he would have wanted.
So the church is losing money...
...and the friars decide that they need a new income source. To do this, they set up a flower stand, and do a pretty good business selling flowers in the small village. Unfortunately, there is another floral store that is losing business because of the friars. So, they go talk to the friars, telling them to stop selling flowers, because they are losing money. The friars say "no way man, free country, free enterprise."
The owners of the other floral shop decide to get real about these religious flower sellers, so they hire a hitman to go take them out. The hitman, named Hugh, shows up to the friars' store. Hugh, now, he's about 7'1', and 240 pounds of pure muscle. "Hey," he says, "you guys ought to stop sellin flowers." The petrified friars agree that maybe the floral business isn't such a good idea after all, and promptly shut it down.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
It was my dad's f**... last week.
We all walk into the chapel and there's a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: 81.131.11.216
My mother hisses to me, What is *that*?
I shrugged. What you asked for: our IP in flowers.
I just got home from a close friends f**..., he drowned last week......!
I was surprised that all the relatives were furious about my floral arrangement that was in the shape of a life jacket. But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted".
A man comes home and goes to bed with his wife...
Suddenly, he gets mad and says "floral bed sheets? Don't you know that I hate floral bed sheets?" and goes under the bed in a huff. He meets another n**... man under the bed and tells him "apparently, you don't like floral bed sheets either."
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn't get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n' stencil crisis.
Influencers' life
A twenty-something walks into a shop with a parrot on her shoulder, and begins recording herself in the floral, with fabrics mugging with product.
The shopkeeper is intrigued, and asks her where did you get that?
The parrot says Instagram! There's millions of them there!
