Flops Jokes

These are the 53 flops jokes and hilarious flops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flops that are good jokes for kids and friends..

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Best Short Flops Jokes

These are our top flops puns. Have fun with a good flops joke in English with simple flops humour.

  1. My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came.
  2. My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
  3. What is it called when a dog has one ear that stands up and one that flops down? Earectile dysfunction
  4. LeAnn Rimes put out a double CD - one was her greatest hits, and the other was her biggest flops. It was the best of Rimes, it was the worst of Rimes.
  5. Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.
  6. I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
  7. Why do beginner accordion players always play near the kitchen? In case their performance is a flop, they can always serve as a dish towel holder.
  8. Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
  9. While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
  10. What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Flops joke, What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flops jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flops puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flops One Liners

Which flops dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flops?

  1. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
  2. I started a club for guys with erectile dysfuntion It was a total flop. Nobody came.
  3. What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops
  4. I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.
  5. What does an indecisive person wear? Flip Flops.
  6. I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
    Nobody came
  7. A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop.
  8. Based on Lebron's acting skills, I suspect Space Jam 2... Will be a flop.
  9. Yo mama so fat She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
  10. What did xbox series x say to ps5? Your tera-flopped
  11. Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose.
  12. What kind of sandals does a person with 2 left feet wear? Flop flops
  13. Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop? Bad casting.
  14. I opened a new nightclub called "Erectile Dysfunction" It was a complete flop
  15. I threw a party for men with erectile dysfunction... Its was a total flop, nobody came.

Flip Flops Jokes

Here is a list of funny flip flops jokes and even better flip flops puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
  • What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops
  • Flip-flops are okay But shoes help out in the long run
  • Why can't cows wear flip-flops? Because they lac-tose!
  • Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
  • Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop
  • What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!
  • There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence.... That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
  • What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
  • I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure
Flops joke, I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop...

Uplifting Flops Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about flops to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flops prank.

Day 284 without s**......

Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out."

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out." I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs. I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

I haven't had s**... in so long

sometimes I go for a run in flip flops to remember what it sounds like.

Day 267 without s**.....

I just took a run in flip flops to hear what it sounds like again.

Day 240 without s**...:

Jogged around the house wearing my flip flops so that I could at least hear the sound.

A man and his new guard dog

A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer and the dog flops down on the floor and immediately starts l**... its b**.... "This is my new attack dog," the guy tells the bartender. "He's very dangerous." The bartender looks at the dog that is still flopped down, panting, l**.... "He doesn't look too scary from here, he's more interested in his b**...." "Oh, don't mind that," the guy replies. "He just got done biting my lawyer. He's still trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

A man goes to his doctor

His doctor says, your test results came back and I'm afraid I have bad news and worse news
The guy says, well I guess give me the worse news first.
Well, Bob, you have cancer, you only have about a month left to live
The guy flops into the chair, gutted.
Oh my god, that's awful! Well, what was the bad news?
You've got Alzheimer's disease.
Alzheimer's?! Oh, god! Well, looking on the bright side, at least I don't have cancer!

My wife shouted upstairs, The sun's just come out.

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his mate Michael.

Super computers are like soccer players

Tons of flops.

Went to see the psychologist.

She asked Do any sounds irritate you?
Real or imaginary? I inquired.
Let's go with imaginary She said curiously.
A spider wearing flip flops I said.

Politicians favourite shoes

Flip Flops

Why can't milk cartons wear flip flops?

Because they lactose

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

...because he can't lace them.

Dont say Jesus take the wheel if you don't have a car.

Say Jesus take my pumps or flip flops

I haven't had s**... for so long

I went outside in the rain for a run wearing flip flops just to remember what it sounds like!

I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate

But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.

After 4 years of no s**... I decided to go for a jog in flip flops

Mostly just to remind me of the sound.

I haven't had s**... in so long,

I just went for a jog in my flip flops to remember the sound.

Flops joke, I haven't had s**... in so long,

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The impact of these flops jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.