Flops Jokes

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Funniest Flops Short Jokes

Short flops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flops humour may include short flip flop jokes also.

1. My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came.
2. My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
3. What is it called when a dog has one ear that stands up and one that flops down? Earectile dysfunction
4. LeAnn Rimes put out a double CD - one was her greatest hits, and the other was her biggest flops. It was the best of Rimes, it was the worst of Rimes.
5. Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.
6. I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
7. Why do beginner accordion players always play near the kitchen? In case their performance is a flop, they can always serve as a dish towel holder.
8. Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
9. While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
10. What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Flops One Liners

Which flops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flops? I can suggest the ones about flips and floppy.

1. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
2. I started a club for guys with erectile dysfuntion It was a total flop. Nobody came.
3. What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops
4. I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.
5. What does an indecisive person wear? Flip Flops.
6. I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
   Nobody came
7. A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop.
8. Based on Lebron's acting skills, I suspect Space Jam 2... Will be a flop.
9. Yo mama so fat She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
10. What did xbox series x say to ps5? Your tera-flopped
11. Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose.
12. What kind of sandals does a person with 2 left feet wear? Flop flops
13. Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop? Bad casting.
14. I opened a new nightclub called "Erectile Dysfunction" It was a complete flop
15. I threw a party for men with erectile dysfunction... Its was a total flop, nobody came.

Flip Flops Jokes

Here is a list of funny flip flops jokes and even better flip flops puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
• What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops
• Flip-flops are okay But shoes help out in the long run
• Why can't cows wear flip-flops? Because they lac-tose!
• Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
• Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop
• What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!
• There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence.... That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
• What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
• I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure

Uplifting Flops Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about flops you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slippers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flops pranks.