Floppy Jokes

• Short Floppy Jokes
• Floppy One Liners
• Floppy Disk Jokes
• Floppy Disc Jokes
• More Floppy Jokes

Best Short Floppy Jokes

These are our top floppy puns. Have fun with a good floppy joke in English with simple floppy humour.

1. Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
2. whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
3. What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
4. impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon.
5. I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
6. What's the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don't laugh at 3.5 inch floppies
7. What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
8. I'm not happy I can't tell this joke anymore... What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman can't take a three and a half inch floppy.
9. What's the difference between women and computers? Women don't accept 3 and a half inch floppies
10. Why are computers better than girlfriends? They're the only ones that can accept a 3 inch floppy.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these floppy jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of floppy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Floppy One Liners

Which floppy dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with floppy?

1. Floppy disks are like Jesus They died to become the icon of saving
2. Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving
3. Why Jesus and the 3.5" floppy are the same? They both died to become the icon of saving.
4. Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc.
5. Hey girl, are you a computer? Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
6. I like my women like my computers At least old enough to handle my 3 1/2-inch floppy.
7. What do you call a floppy snake? Reptile dysfunction.
8. How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
9. What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
10. Did you hear about the rabbit with the one floppy ear? He had ear-rectile dysfunction
11. Floppy disk is like Jesus They died to become the image of saving
12. What do you call a drunk, dyslexic CD Floppy diks
13. Why was the old computer sad? Because it had a floppy disk
14. What do old men and old computers have in common? Both have 3.5 inch floppies.
15. how did the Floppy drive turn into a Hard drive ...By a flash drive

Floppy Disk Jokes

Here is a list of funny floppy disk jokes and even better floppy disk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT.
• What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!
• What did the computer tech say to the pretty girl? You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
• Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
• What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk? Wanna go out for a byte?
• Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state.
• Instead of a floppy disk, the icon for "save" should be... a crucifix, because Jesus saves.
• I always carry a floppy disk... ... in case i need to save real life.
• Computer disks are the opposite of p**.... They got a lot smaller when they stopped being floppy.

Floppy Disc Jokes

Here is a list of funny floppy disc jokes and even better floppy disc puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today I found an old floppy disc and showed it to my 12 yo brother. His response was: "Why would you 3D print the save icon?".
• What do you call a hard drive after s**...? A floppy disc
• What is a floppy disc that as an e**...? A hard drive.
  (This is an attempt at an original joke)
  (I am aware of the "as" that should be a "has")

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