Floppy Disc Jokes

These are the 7 floppy disc jokes and hilarious floppy disc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about floppy disc that are good jokes for kids and friends..


Floppy Disc Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good floppy disc joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Jesus and floppy discs are very similar

They both died to become the image of saving

Why was the middle aged computer sad?

He had a floppy disc.

What do you call a hard drive after s**...?

A floppy disc

What is a floppy disc that as an e**...?

A hard drive.
(This is an attempt at an original joke)
(I am aware of the "as" that should be a "has")

Today I found an old floppy disc and showed it to my 12 yo brother. His response was: "Why would you 3D print the save icon?".

I raise you the joke my sister improvised when she was 7 and I was 10.

We were playing Star Wars. She was Leia and I was Darth Vader, obv.
Me: What have you done with the Death Star Plans??
Her: They're over there in that little box?
Me: How could a disc for in that little box?
Her: It was a floppy disc.

Red Neck Computer Dictionary

* LOG ON: Makin' a woodstove hot.
* LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
* MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
* DOWNLOAD: Gittin' the farwood off the truck.
* MEGA HERTZ: When you're not keerfull gittin' the farwood.
* FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.
* RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
* HARD DRIVE: Gittin' home in the winter time.
* WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
* SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season.
* BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
* CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
* MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
* MODEM: Whutcha do to the hay fields.

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